#ask roze

[cmdr-graves]

We're havin' bbq tomorrow. Ya wanna come over?

Gonna hafta pass, I'm still in the City o' Sin. Wouldn't say no otherwise.

[rozexprince]

Hello! This is my first ask to you. What headcanons do you give to Fern and Narinder here? What are Fern's favourite weapons and fleece and curses to use? Can you draw Narinder walking on snow, while carrying Fern? May a good week grace you! Eat your fruits and vegetables daily.

THANKS!! you're really kind man. anyway, Nari would always carry fern when its winter. i think its such a cute headcanon to think about every now and then (sobbbingg)

ANYWAY, a few headcanons which i havent fleshed out. i think fern wouldn't use weapons a lot, but their possible favorite is between the sword or dagger. (i forgot to mention that yes, fleece of the glass cannon is their favourite.)

don't ask his favorite curse, they absolutely LOVE every curse, and he uses it a lot during their crusades.

[gromsko-mowi]

Kurwa ślimak

Gówno… Run for your life.

🐌

[konigisking]

I dreamt of beating you up (during sparring)

Was a damn good dream

What a shame it will only happen in your dreams.

[cmdr-graves]

Big bad boss's back, hmn?

Kept the place neat while you were gone sir.

Good to have you back.

'Preciate it, Roze. How the hell are ya?

[cmdr-graves]

I request to change my marital status on my form as well as the one of my husbands.

We have decided (totally not out of love) to eleviate ourselves of taxes so we are engaged and will marry soon.

!!not our pool table rp!!

Smart thinkin' there, hero. Y'got your forms all filled out for HR?

[cmdr-graves]

Don't call my husband dumb or else they'll find parts of you for a year and I can promise you, you'll be alive for at least half of that year.

And as you once said. I dont make threats, i make guarantees. You'd be wise to take your own god damn words to heart. Would be a shame to die so young.

Let me educate you, since clearly nobody’s done it yet. If y'ever so much as dream of layin' hands on me - if I even smell that kinda intent on you - I will erase you so thoroughly, they won’t even find your fuckin’ dental records.

And don’t talk to me about guarantees, sweetheart. I’m the goddamn blueprint.

Don't forget who signs your checks. Now get the fuck outta my face before I change my mind about lettin’ y'walk away.

[cmdr-graves]

I am requestin' a temporary sick leave for ma husband sir. t's quite urgent and of important nature.

'sides that, I am requestin' that my more than extensive overtime will be given as free time, if my tasks are done before duty ends, cuz I'll be carin' for someone who is battling cancer soon.

Do what y'gotta do, Shadow.

HR's got resources if'n y'need someone to talk to.