Gromsko-mówi

Cześć! Widziałem, jak moi bracia korzystają z tej aplikacji. Came to show them how it’s done, kurwa! 😎

[gromsko-mowi]

Name’s Sobiesław Kościuszko—but unless you’re my mother or very, very angry at me, you’ll probably just call me Gromsko. Everyone does. Some call me a legend, some call me trouble… I say, why not both?

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If you’re under 18, dni and focus on basic training instead. Trust me, some things are better learned the hard way. If you want to interact SFW, I’ll make an exception for 17s. NOT LESS.

AFFILIATIONS

• SpecGru

• Jednostka Wojskowa 2305

So, what’s this little corner of the internet for? Easy. Flexing, being my awesome self, and maybe sharing the odd memory from when I first chased that hussar dream. The cavalry blood still runs strong, even if these days it’s more bullets than lances.

RULES ARE SIMPLE:

1. No offensive asks. I’ve got a short fuse and a long trigger.

2. Flirting is fine. I know I’m cool, don’t make me prove it. 😉

3. NSFW is allowed, but I might ghost if it’s dumb.

4. Minors dni. Unless on your own risk and clear mind. Won’t do NSFW with you however. Ageless blogs dni.

Otherwise? Ask whatever, say whatever, just don’t expect me to be boring. Life’s too short, and I’ve got missions to complete.

Welcome aboard. Stay sharp, keep your head in the game, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll survive.

(OOC: All pics cropped and from Pinterest. NOT THE OWNER.)

OOC: Hey Rox here, owner and tamer of the Gromsko blog. I’m 19, having fun and hyperfixating over my homecountry man. Fine with NSFW really, unless it’s dumb. Then me and Sobiesław will ignore it. Just gave fun, that’s all I have to say. Love yaa baiii

[gromsko-mowi]

Honk honk

🪿

Back after a month long mission.

Out of my way, or you’ll go under the training like the ants as well.

[gaz-asker]

“Gaz…you havin a goose problem there?”

I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM I ATTEMPTED TO BEFRIEND IT, IT STARTING BITING ME, AND I SHOT IT AND IT CAME BACK FOR REVENGE

[thecoyotesargent-deactivated202]

Oh lord…you know geese are the spawns of the devil right? My dad used to use bear spray on them….you can’t befriend a goose. I suggest you go buy a can of bear spray and hold it or somethin…I’m seeing everyone’s got a goose problem…even Makarov.

[gaz-asker]

I FUCKING SHOT IT

[thecoyotesargent-deactivated202]

Maybe it’s like a were goose…silver bullets? I think it’s the antichrist personally

[gaz-asker]

FUCK

[thecoyotesargent-deactivated202]

Gaz…calm down …maybe there’s power in numbers…we’re gonna get the goose out of here.

[gaz-asker]

[thecoyotesargent-deactivated202]

Gaz your scaring me…where did the goose go…

[gaz-asker]

I DON'T KNOW

[thecoyotesargent-deactivated202]

Oh no…

[gaz-asker]

[thecoyotesargent-deactivated202]

[gaz-asker]

I am scared

[thecoyotesargent-deactivated202]

Me too

[gaz-asker]

[gromsko-mowi]

I’m here to save the day (as always). I got it.

[gaz-asker]

Gaz are you being attacked by Geese..?

Is that why theres so many on the training field!?

What do you mean there are more.

[gromsko-mowi]

My bad

[gaz-asker]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MY BAD' ARE YOU THE FUCKING CAUSE??

[gromsko-mowi]

Bracie, nie bój się.

Simply a legend here, and of course I am not the ‘fucking cause’. Just a little SpecGru enrichment no?

[gaz-asker]

I now hate you as you seem to be the cause of the geese

WAIT AREN'T WE BOTH SPECGRU SO YOUR ATTACKING ALLIES YOU ASSHOLE

[gromsko-mowi]

Hate is a strong word brat, (brother 🇵🇱), maybe you should try and learn something from me instead Gaz.

And psst.. I prefer legend.

RAHHHHHH🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[gromsko-mowi]

honk?

🪿

@private-boots I have a goose for you to train. Do I know the goose? No.

17 british autistic ants were amazing.

(Maybe we could later set them all free in the 141 Sgt. Garricks @gaz-asker place)

[private-boots]

No problem, send it here. I'll make some cool goose equipment too

(I'm in)

[gaz-asker]

NO

[gromsko-mowi]

🇭🇺🫱🏼‍🫲🏻🇵🇱 The missle has been sent private. Thank you for your zadziwiający commitment.

The plan shall be proceeded after I do not get a check in with higher-ups.

(Idk if it’ll tag ye @private-boots so jst in case)

POLSKA I WĘGRY GUROM!!!🍻🍺🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺

[gromsko-mowi]

honk?

🪿

@private-boots I have a goose for you to train. Do I know the goose? No.

17 british autistic ants were amazing.

(Maybe we could later set them all free in the 141 Sgt. Garricks @gaz-asker place)

[gaz-asker]

Gaz are you being attacked by Geese..?

Is that why theres so many on the training field!?

What do you mean there are more.

[gromsko-mowi]

My bad

[gaz-asker]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MY BAD' ARE YOU THE FUCKING CAUSE??

[gromsko-mowi]

Bracie, nie bój się.

Simply a legend here, and of course I am not the ‘fucking cause’. Just a little SpecGru enrichment no?

[gaz-asker]

Gaz are you being attacked by Geese..?

Is that why theres so many on the training field!?

What do you mean there are more.

[gromsko-mowi]

My bad

[gromsko-mowi]

I taught the PBA to sniff out explosives

- @private-boots

Can they still do it? Not that I doubt your training skills. I just… might need to do something epic.

[private-boots]

17. Autistic. Ants. I sent 17 autistic ants your way.

...

Thank you. It is a perfect number.

*I'm gonna go set up a silenced sensory terrarium for them and keep them alive and well for as long as I can*

..but how can an ant be autistic? I'm not doubting it I'm just curious

[gromsko-mowi]

Found them on a mission in the UK. Figured.

[private-boots]

They are all my sons now

[gromsko-mowi]

I trust that you will make one hell of a task force of them. Still won’t be able to reach my tracking skills but that’s normal.Don’t let them forget though.

POLSKA GUROM!!!!!!!!!! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[private-boots]

17. Autistic. Ants. I sent 17 autistic ants your way.

...

Thank you. It is a perfect number.

*I'm gonna go set up a silenced sensory terrarium for them and keep them alive and well for as long as I can*

..but how can an ant be autistic? I'm not doubting it I'm just curious

[gromsko-mowi]

Found them on a mission in the UK. Figured.

[gromsko-mowi]

Perhaps.

Also I got him.

I always. Win.

[gromsko-mowi]

One day, I will get you.

[little-tiger-man]

Oh noooo don't come and get me

[gromsko-mowi]

Don’t flatter yourself.

[little-tiger-man]

Why not

[gromsko-mowi]

Because you’re not special. You’re just loud.

And mistake being tolerated with being wanted.

[gromsko-mowi]

One day, I will get you.

[little-tiger-man]

Oh noooo don't come and get me

[gromsko-mowi]

Don’t flatter yourself.

[gromsko-mowi]

One day, I will get you.

[little-tiger-man]

Hey there little pussy man

Yea there buddy?

[gromsko-mowi]

Last guy who called me “little buddy” ended up carrying my gear for a week.

Nevermind now.

[little-tiger-man]

hey, piseag

@ask-circuit-forsythe

Not my name, try again

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

All I did was call you “kitty” in Gàildhig.

[little-tiger-man]

Still not my name, try again.

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Away n’ bile yer heid. Fine, Horangi.

[little-tiger-man]

Good job, now then. What do you want

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Nothing, just to be a pain.

[little-tiger-man]

Ah okay well if that's the case. If you're so bored, go run laps

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

I don’t take orders from ye. Ye are nae my Captain.

[little-tiger-man]

Shoo leave

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Don’t think I will.

He sits

[little-tiger-man]

Why not

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Don’t want tae. Yer fun to annoy, piseag.

[little-tiger-man]

I'm not some kitten

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Hm. Ye act like one, throwin a little hissy fit over some bloke callin ye ‘piseag’.

[little-tiger-man]

Ti-ger.

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Piseag, tìgear. Same difference. All just kittens to me.

Would ye rather tìgear?

[little-tiger-man]

Sure little one

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Are ye callin me tha’ because I’m shorter than ye? Just because I’m 5’8 does nae mean I won’t bash yer skull in!

[little-tiger-man]

Okay little one, hold on your anger

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Away n’ bile yer heid, ye fuckin weapon.

[little-tiger-man]

Turns to them

Do you enjoy being a nuisance with nothing better to do with your life than to make people hate you because if they didn't hate you they wouldn't care about you?

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

I enjoy being a nuiscance, aye. And anyway, ye were just fartin aboot so I decided to be annoying.

Ye can ask the rest of 141, I’m always goin aboot n’ bothering everyone with Soap.

[little-tiger-man]

What a call sign, soap. Smells like a fucking dog

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

Aye, he acts like one sometimes. Ye should see him chase Ghost ‘round with his cold ass hands. I’ve fallen victim many times.

[little-tiger-man]

He doesn't dare to touch me

[ask-circuit-forsythe]

He’s a damn idiot, but he knows when to quit.

Most of the time.

[little-tiger-man]

I think he knows my threat to cut his dick off is real

[gromsko-mowi]

Or maybe he just doesn’t wanna bother with a child like you pussyboy.