#ask samga

[determinedbuns]

*hands Samga a muffin*

"... How long has this thing been sitting out for?"

The rabbit looks down at a moldy mess of a muffin that has clearly sat out for far too long. Its darkly colored crumb giving way to a blooming white colony of pestilence, the rabbit had no desire to consume this muffin no matter how much one might ask.

"... Thanks?.. Gosh, how long was I asleep for? I must've left this muffin before I went to sleep, heck maybe even longer.."

[determinedbuns]

LV10? So you can lose it and kill her yourself? :thonk:

[determinedbuns]

"I'll bake you some greasy cupcakes later. Payback for that sugar."

“I’ll waterboard you if you toy with my food.”

[determinedbuns]

“Y’all’re stupid.”

[determinedbuns]

Consider the following: Chibi Samga.

“Consider th’followin’“

“No”

[determinedbuns]

*A whole spicy provolone cheese materialises materialises almost literally in Samga's arms*

“MY ARMS”

“WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM INTO CHEESE?!”

[determinedbuns]

"Measurements. I'm not asking twice."

“I just got a new coat after that damn Dog went up in flames, not interested in gettin’ another so soon.”

[determinedbuns]

“Okay, first off? Rude. Second? It wasn’t on the ground, it was on the dining table after the crew an’ I got back from a Desert Expedition THAT TOOK--”

“THREE DAYS! THREE DAYS OF NO FOOD BECAUSE SOMEBODY FORGOT TO ACCOUNT FOR SAND HOLES OPENIN’ UP BENEATH US AND JUST-SO-HAPPEN TO CONNECT INTO AN UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH! THANK GOODNESS WE FOUND TH’WAY OUT, OR ELSE I WOULDA ATE THE DUCK WE FOUND IN THERE INTENTIONALLY!”

“With how badly I was into my feedin’ frenzy, someone oughta’ve moved th’duck, cuz it got caught in my crossfire and it was gone ‘fore I could’ve stopped m’self.”