🦈 - Hello everyone i am very intoxicated currently please send me some asks for sober Sidon to deal with later lmao he's gonna be so pissed loser

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🦈 - Hello everyone i am very intoxicated currently please send me some asks for sober Sidon to deal with later lmao he's gonna be so pissed loser
Link..... pst. Psttttt
Your boyfriend is cute. Give him a headpat :3
🗡️ - On it.
🦈 - hmm hmm hmm!
Link aggressively headpats Sidon
🗡️ - Get headpatted, idiot!
🦈 - Link?! Next time give me a warning! Or maybe just rub my snout next time
🗡️ - No promises!
🗡 - I just wanna kiss my fish 💔
Tee hee!
🦈 - Oh! Hello there! Link come quick!
🗡 - Oh, these guys. They look like us though.
🦈 - Yes, that's why I called you over here!
🗡 - Strange. Interesting, though.
I know it's a Zora thing to gift armor to one's betrothed-- did either of you give something special to the other?
🦈 - Yes! I gave Link some armor that I made myself—it took a while to learn how to make silver armor—and in return Link is making me a dress!
🗡 - It's almost done. Be scared :3
🦈 - What does "babygirl" mean and why did Link call me that
🦈 - What exactly is autism and why is Link convinced that I am autistic?
🗡 - LISTEN HAVE YOU SEEN SIDON GUYS I HAVE REASONS
So when you two get married who’s wearing the dress?
🗡 - Sidon, obviously
🦈 - Link's learned how to sew just for this. I've been telling him that he could just buy me a dress, but he's already ~70% done with it. Hylia save the world once he's finished
🗡 - I'm going to use this for evil :)