#ask stephie

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Richie are u stinky? 😕 Who out of all of u is stinking up the place so bad god DAMN 🤨

Richie: aww maaan, why you gotta assume it's me?

Pete: actually, I have very low blood-

Ruth: oh, that's me, I'm allergic to deodor-

Grace: Baths aren't safe for me when Max is around

Max: *raises an eyebrow at Grace* huh?

Grace: *eyes widening* I mean-

Richie: *watching the whole thing, turns back to you with a sigh* fine...I have overactive sweat glands....

Steph: dude, it's literally ALL of them. all the time.

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Odd question I'm gonna ask ya'll about Greek mythology:

Which Greek god had had the most kids? (I know the answer, but I wanna hear what you think) I'll come back with an answer (it probably would shock you) bye!

Ruth: Uhh Zeus? He has a lot of kids, right? Lucky guy, he knows what a woman's touch feels like... *sighs wistfully*

Steph: dude, I barely care enough to study for tests, how would I know which greek god got the busiest?

Pete: *adjusts glasses* It's actually Poseidon, if I remember correctly. While most people assume that it's Zeus seeing as he's famous for how many kids he has, technically speaking-

Richie: ooh! yeah! what Pete said! I hyperfixated on greek gods a while back, and Zeus has like more than 130 kids, and Poseidon has even more! like...140 plus or something! wicked question, bro.

Max: *eyebrows raise* huh. greek gods were some horny old bastards, man.

// thanks for the ask! I'd love to hear more :))) /gen //

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(frkjnfrhshgdw richie my absolute favorite)

Helloo! What are all of yalls favorite movies/shows?

-🌌

Richie: wait wait wait, I'm your favorite? ME?

Pete: Hey! Thanks for the question. I'm a massive Star Wars fan, I'd probably bore you if I went on about it but the short answer is Return of the Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back, I mean the twist is a classic, come on! As for comfort shows, I actually really enjoy classic cartoons like Scooby Doo. There's just something so satisfying about the hand-drawn animation.

Ruth: Hi! Does the 2016 slime tutorial of Ride the Cyclone count? Ricky Potts is my spirit animal, I mean...being the most important person, the actual SAVIOR of a planet AND getting to save them all by making love? Sign me up!

Richie: okay but...your absolute...you mean, like...me? I'M your absolute-

Max: uhh hey? i guess...like...peaky blinders? it's super dark and they get to use guns and get with hot chicks...that's the life, man. that's the LIFE.

for a movie, i guess remember the titans. that shit?? it moved me, man. we watched it as a team and...damn, i've never seen a group of jocks sob like that. it was actually really cool.

Grace: Hi there!! Thank you for asking!! I find shows like the Great British Bake Off super calming and-

*checks that her parents aren't listening*

Okay, so...I'm actually a big fan of true crime shows! I just think it's so fun to learn about how insane psychos can be, AAAAND you get the mystery of guessing what happened!! It's the best!! I was a huge Buzzfeed Unsolved fan, I have my own notebook of theories and everything!!

Steph: hey, nice question! lately i've been getting into Mr. Robot, it's given me some great tips for my cryptocurrency twitter debates, and I love how intellectual it is

Richie: but like...of ALL the students at Hatchetfield High, you mean to tell me that ME, Richie Lipschitz, is-

Pete: *Massaging his temples* Richie! For God's sake! They asked you a question!

Richie: okay okay, sheesh! calm your titties, pete!

uhhh well...i mean, i LOVE anime, tough to pick a favorite but if you're going to make me choooose i'd have to go with evangelion - rei and asuka are my waifus for lifus, bro (get it? it rhymes!)

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what do u all wanna do when you leave highschool??

Pete: I'd like to become a university professor. I can see it now, the Argyle sweaters, the chalkboards, the students actually listening to me... *sighs wistfully*

Steph: I think I'll go into cryptocurrency. Steph Lauter, ✨entrepreneur✨, got a nice ring to it, ya know?

Max: Professional footballer. (Secretly terrified of life after high school)

Ruth: Well, being on Broadway would be my DREAM, but...I don't know if...if I have the...the skills to... *looks down shyly*

Richie: A cinematographer! With a BIG budget (づ▀¯▀ )づ

Grace: ....executor of pervs wielding the power of the LORDS ALMIGHTYYYYYYYY....or a schoolteacher! :D

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hey everyone! after seeing richie’s reaction to being favorite, i wanna say pete’s my favorite. ANYWAYS. what’s everyone’s favorite song?

Pete: *eyes widen, smooths his hair* M-me? Gee, thanks! Uh...you're really cool... *smiles at you bashfully*

Richie: *smirking* NOW who's forgetting to answer the question, Petey?

Pete: *stammers* O-oh, right! I like...'Vienna' by Billy Joel, it reminds me to take a breath and take things at my own pace. I really like that his songs have stories, Ted always played them when I was a kid *smiles softly at the memory*. I'm also partial to a bit of Simon and Garfunkel though, their harmonies are divine. What, uh....what about you?

Richie: *chuckling in amusement, mutters under his breath* Jesus...

Pete: Oh, shush. *looks down sheepishly, hoping someone else speaks up*

Ruth: Every single song on my musicals playlist, but at the moment Ring of Keys from Fun Home! for...obvious reasons... B-but it's also just super fun to belt! *smiles weakly*

Steph: *smiles fondly at Ruth* Uh, yeah, I've been vibing with 'Pierre' by Ryn Weaver... *smirks* It's SUPER fun to blast while I get ready or dance around to in my room.

Max: [pre-Waylon house] OH DUDE, BEAT IT for SURE! that song's SICK, man. always pumps me up to whoop Clivesdale's ass.

and when I want to stick it to the old man? I BLAST Flaming Youth by KISS until my ears bleed *chuckles to himself*, the neighbors can DEAL.

[post-Waylon house] *smirks evilly* Thriller. Soundtrack to my reign...

Richie: *has finished laughing at Pete* usually it's k-pop but i found 'story of my life' by social distortion and it weirdly feels right? that and 'boys will be bugs' by cavetown...i've been listening to it on repeat for like a month now

Grace: Hi there :) Great question! Probably 'Take Me to Church' by Hozier. It's a really religious song but the message is so important. *nods sagely*

// this was such a good question! i tried to think of songs that fit the characters vibes... fun fact: the grace one is based on a real event :P //

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Hi Steph!

What's your favorite music artist, and how do you feel about the nerds? (Pete, Ruth, and Richie)

-🌙

Hey there,

Great question! I loveeeee Fleetwood Mac! I feel like an earth witch when I dance to it, plus, Stevie Nicks? I mean, come on.

Oh, the...nerds, huh?

Well, Ruth's sweet, albeit a little sad...that girl needs some lovin' stat. I hope she finds it.

Richie's way more hilarious than he thinks he is. Dude's like...an encyclopaedia of anime and the quirkiest of interests.

And Pete? He's...he's the closest thing to home I've ever felt.

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Would you be willing to date someone of your same gender?

Ruth: Yeah, absolutely! Girls are soooo pretty...

Richie: *blushes* y-yeah, i...i would...if they're nice...

Pete: Yeah! I suppose I would if I had feelings for them. *smiles to himself, adjusts his glasses*

Max: *clears his throat* Yes. I- *sighs* Yeah, I would.

Steph: Sure I would, as long as they're cool, I'm way more about the person than the gender

Grace: ......................................look...

Steph: oh please, Grace, you check girls out alllll the time as hall monitor, you can't pretend-

Grace: FINE THEY'RE HOT OKAY? ...why did God have to make women so beautiful? so tempting???

// i assume this was directed at the characters? :P //

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IS THAT A STUDENT FROM CLIVESDALE!?

Max: WHAT? WHERE? I'll take care of 'em!

Pete: *turns to Steph smiling mischievously, trying to be confident* Well, you know...you don't have to be a chemist to see the chemistry between us...*gestures between them*

Richie: *rolls his eyes* spare me...

Steph: *chuckling fondly* wow Pete, that was...truly awful, yeah.