#ask tailgate

[sparkflower-fields]

IM GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER TAILGATE TELL @tailgates-loverboy GOODBYE BECASUE THIS STUPID DECEPTICON IS GOING OFFLINE

Tailgate’s faceplate darkened.

“He’s NOT a Decepticon! And he’s NOT stupid!”

He blocks Cyclonus with his little body, bracing for impact.

[gremlingal42]

Ruining your innocence by adopting cats -thelittlemagnus

But how would that ruin my innocence Magnus? their just kitties ^^

they can’t cause that much damage can they? 

[sparkflower-fields]

spicy anon again

Cyclonus would just be so happy and full and complacent while Tailgate filled him with transfluid until there was no doubt that Cyclonus was carrying

((Tailgate would no doubt push his own limits to be sure he filled his tanks enough. He would coo and praise Cyclonus the whole time, telling him how beautiful his valve looked stuffed with his short fat spike. He would constantly ask him if he felt good and if he needed a break, but otherwise he’d keep going and going until he passed out into stasis lmao Tailgate has many ways he worships Cyclonus in their relationship, and their interface is one of them.))

[sparkflower-fields]

Hello!

[Livewire happily waved to him as she held her pet tortoise Honeydew]

@livewirethecassette

Oh! Hello!

*Tailgate's visor sparkled happily at the prospect of a new friend.*

What a cute creature! What is it?

[sparkflower-fields]

if you don’t get your mans pregnant I will

@tailgates-loverboy

“Humans can’t get Cybertronians pregnant! … C-Can they?”

[sparkflower-fields]

*grabs Cy’s titty* What’s this then hm?? Your goth gf has titties so stop trying to gatekeep that and share

Tailgate cicada blocks Cyclonus and puts the anon’s hand on his own tiddie.

“NO.”

[sparkflower-fields]

if you love your hubby tell him rn

@tailgates-loverboy

Tailgate looked up at Cyclonus with his big bright visor full of love for his tall, goth, husband. He held up a single flower in his servo.

“I love you Cyclonus.”

[sparkflower-fields]

what if I killed @tailgates-loverboy?

The mini’s visor immediately started sparking erratically.

“W-What?!?!?! Why would you do that??? You… don’t touch him! I’ll… I’ll beat you up myself!”

The mini, though frightened, stood and lifted a nearby table over his head, threatening to throw it.