#ask transformers

[sparkflower-fields]

IM GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER TAILGATE TELL @tailgates-loverboy GOODBYE BECASUE THIS STUPID DECEPTICON IS GOING OFFLINE

Tailgate’s faceplate darkened.

“He’s NOT a Decepticon! And he’s NOT stupid!”

He blocks Cyclonus with his little body, bracing for impact.

[zetfilisiti]

I crave headcanons of chocolate beast but also the rest of the combaticons. Please tell.

Blast off comes from an aristocratic family, he was used to a good and rich life, but during the war many delights became rare and he had to get used to new conditions, and also to a new team, which at first Blast could not stand, he considered them something small and insignificant, servants compared to him... his opinion changed over time, there were many reasons for this.

What is Blast Off and how do you eat him? A prim and stately guy with a hot temper, in addition, he is stubborn and persistent, if he sets a goal for himself, he will achieve it by any means. If Swindle can set a price for any product or even a living creature, then Blast Off knows his own worth.

On the battlefield, he prefers not to get into the thick of things (unless it is part of the plan or critical situations). He loves doing science, studying space, and the solar system has become a new research base for him. Sometimes he gets so excited about his own theories or new discoveries that others begin to fear him. At such moments, he looks more like a crazy fanatic than a military man, especially a sniper.

He is no stranger to jokes and gags, and after getting to know other Combaticons closely, he learned a new kind of jokes, gags, including black humor, although he also needs his own irony and sarcasm to make fun of him. Only within the team, he learned to show his true self more, go crazy, sing all sorts of nonsense at karaoke, play strip cards, drink alcohol on a dare, make faces for photos. Sometimes he feels more alive in the team than before.

Appearance is an integral part of life, and Blast Off is very concerned about how he looks, how others see him, etc. The most problematic place is hair, maintaining its condition, and especially the hairstyle, is just darkness. Forgot to braid after washing, you should be prepared for a nest instead of hair, which needs to be combed out and not break another comb, sometimes you even have to ask Vortex for help, because he himself has an extremely unusual hair type. Also, dyed strands gradually fade and you have to renew the color, which also requires funds that can only be obtained from Swindle, so you have to ask, well, or agree that he helps the merchant, and he will drive everything you need. Although the yellow combaticon periodically considers Blast off very capricious, a rich boy.

Often takes advantage of the fact that he is the youngest in the team by age, even despite this fact, he has a lot of skills, but sometimes he manages to pretend to be a boy and give the work to others, he will also get his hands dirty once again. And he is not against dumping work on Astrotrain, if you need to work in space, sometimes he even pushes things on aviators, Skywarp is most easily led by his antics.

Blast off has several nicknames that he has already gotten used to answering to: Blasty, Off, Offie, chocolate, princess (the nickname is used only by teammates, if someone else takes a risk, he will get it in the face right there).

The spoiled princess is able to stand up for herself, but loves when someone posts for her, loves to carry various useful things, thereby sometimes annoying the team, strives to get the attention of the leader of their squad, but so far to no avail, although his brilliant plans are not inferior to the plans of Onslaught himself.

Who should I make next?

[one-good-eye]

|| This.. tumblr.. though I do not yet know the origin of its name, it’s span is overwhelming. It intertwines millions of alternate universes, in a way that should have devastating outcome, with little to no consequence. It is the first thing that has intrigued me so in millions of years. I must learn more. ||

{ Log #1 }

[kavitata]

A lot of work in ask. I suffered a lot, because it was impossible to draw Crosshairs as in the movie, so I simplified the style. The others were easier. Selfie with transformers.

C:<

[sparkflower-fields]

[A pair of seekers leer down at the little bot, the purple one's wings twitching erratically as he leans down a bit to make a weak jab in his direction]

You're funny lookin'.

[The blue seeker only grunts in what could be considered agreement]

- @sky-n-thunder

*The mini flinched a little at the jab to his plating. He looked up at the two seekers, looking between the two with a surprised expression on his visor.*

Well… I suppose I am an older model…

*He looked down at his pedes as he shuffled them a little, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed.*

[sparkflower-fields]

Tailgate you do know Cyclonus is going to find you eventually...

He's not blind or ignorant.

N-No! I don’t think he even knows about blogs. He’s not exactly… the social media type.

Oh Primus what if you’re right though…

[sparkflower-fields]

spicy anon again

Cyclonus would just be so happy and full and complacent while Tailgate filled him with transfluid until there was no doubt that Cyclonus was carrying

((Tailgate would no doubt push his own limits to be sure he filled his tanks enough. He would coo and praise Cyclonus the whole time, telling him how beautiful his valve looked stuffed with his short fat spike. He would constantly ask him if he felt good and if he needed a break, but otherwise he’d keep going and going until he passed out into stasis lmao Tailgate has many ways he worships Cyclonus in their relationship, and their interface is one of them.))

[sparkflower-fields]

I heard your drawing request is open 👁️👁️ can we get a Sunder?

*slides the drawing into the anon’s feed and scampers back into his hab.*

((I hope you like, I’m bad at hands… and coloring… and shading… fluids are cool tho.))