#ask undertaker

[ask-the-undertaker]

Welcome to my humble abode! Take a seat upon one of me coffins, and feel free to ask me anything...

Except for what I bake into my biscuits.

[death-hvnter]

♛ : Opinion on outer beauty ☽ : Favorite time of day ◎ : Opinion on lying

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@nightrxse said: ❥ :Opinion on love from the first sight ♛ : Opinion on outer beauty ◎ : Opinion on lying

♛ : Opinion on outer beauty.

I shouldn’t be surprised that it was the very first question that you left me, now, should I? People always tend to pay so much unnecessary attention to the details like that… Either way, I consider it as something completely subjective, not up for the discussion—unless you want to fight which features are supposed to be better looking than the others, then go on!

For me, however, it doesn’t really matter whether you are short or tall, fat or malnourished or what is your skin colour. You will all look the same in the end when the maggots will finish feasting upon you.

☽ : Favorite time of day.

Oh, I know the answer to this one! Let’s see, the nap time has been my favourite for some time now, but if I had to choose an actual time, I’d say that the early morning is rather nice. Everything is waking up to life, blah blah blah, but what is the most important—nobody is bothering me. Just peace and silence and the chirping of birds. The air seems to smell quite different then, too.

◎ : Opinion on lying.

Prehaps I should say that I don’t appreciate this kind of behaviour, but let’s be honest, who has never, ever lied? Surely not me, ha! It all depends on the situation, though, sometimes it’s better to hide a certain truth, sometimes it’s better to change it. Being all sincere will lead you nowhere, at least because even if you won’t be lying then you can be sure that someone else does.

❥ : Opinion on love from the first sight.

Overrated. Love demands more time than a single glance at the other person, because what are you supposed to fall in love with? Eyes? Hair? Clothes? I mean, some features might give a clue about a person but that’d be it, everything else is still a mystery. Are you all so starved of love that you are willing to jump on the very first person which seems more or less to your liking? Pffft-!

[fallnangelcreations]

Why did the mortician put the wrong coffin in the burial plot? It was a grave mistake.

The undertaker giggled from behind his cloth draped hand. “I’ll give it to you, Red. That’s a pretty good one!”

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[abybweisse]

@theundertaker - Um, Mr. Undertaker, sir? Do you have a preference for tomboys?

Howdy! Tomboys, eh?

Ol’ Cloudy was a real firecracker and didn’t back down from a scuffle. She knew how to act like a proper lady when needed and looked smashing in a dress, but she wasn’t afraid to get down and dirty, either. So, I suppose so?

Woman doesn’t have to just take it, she can dish it out just as well. I like ‘em strong-willed and able-bodied.

🤣 🤤

[sebascieldiaries]

Fine then keep him! Cmon Undie! *drags undertaker away with a life time supply of pizza*

Undertaker: LATER LOSERS HAHA

Ciel: … tch, as if we need him, right guys?

Alois: …

Sebastian: I miss him already

Ciel: SERIOUSLY

[death-hvnter]

Do you really think the advertising slogan in the window: "Invest in yourself. Buy a coffin now, die later!" will work?

Ha, that’s a clever one! Unfortunately, I doubt that mortals would be able to see the hilarity behind those words and believe me, my love, I know what I’m saying. They weren’t exceptionally fond of my: “Coming soon!” slogan above the showcase with urns either.

[abybweisse]

@The Undertaker, are you and Abbyweise a couple, or are you single and unattached?

Fufufu! What a funny question. Aby and I are not a couple. I might be technically single, but my heart will always be with Claudia….

[abybweisse]

Undertaker, what would be the most shocking curse-swear word/words, that you have ever heard or said?

Well... let me think. 🤔 I’ve been around a loooong time and have heard some blue language that might make even the fishmongers at Billingsgate blush! 🤣

However, I was a biiit shocked the first time I heard “cocksucker” and “motherfucker”, but they no longer phase me. I’ve become rather fond of “bumblefuck”.... Like:

Reaper1: Where are we headed this time to collect souls?

Reaper2: Way out in— I don’t recall the name of the place. Some bumblefuck village.