i know this defeats the whole point of sending in numbers but can you just do all of them for jayroy? i so wanna heat what you’ll say!! i love your headcanons so much u.u
Sorry this took so long, but it was an awful lot of headcanons (which is awesome and I had so much fun doing this!) and I wanted to pay them all enough mind.Everything with (Dirty Boys) in front of the response is naughty!
1)Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?
Roylikes to mess around just to get on Jason’s nerves (and not just on the FerrisWheel), but Jason grew up in the Wayne household, so it can really take alot to get there. Jason never “flips out” and he’s definitely the one whowill save him from nearly falling off the damn thing, but his heartrate willshoot up and his brow will crease with worry as he holds onto his partner who justlaughs it off.
2)Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at anytime?
(DirtyBoys) They both have a pretty high libido, but Roy is moreforward with his advances. He likes to get handsy with Jason (no matter whatJason might happen to be doing at the time) and won’t stop until the otherfollows him to their bed (or the closest stable surface). But, when Jason’s inthe mood, he is very demanding and blunt; if he wants to suck off Roy, thenhe’ll go to his workshop and do it right then and there, and Roy’s pretty muchat his mercy (not that he really minds).
Jasonis also the one more likely to initiate sex while they’re on a job; seriously,this boy grew up on the streets, so he has absolutely no qualms with doin’ itwherever, whenever – and Roy is more than happy to oblige.
3)Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxingand who tries to make it sexy time?
(DirtyBoys) Roy tends to get a little lax about takingshowers, so Jason has to remind him from time to time – and what better waythan to invite Roy to join him (which hardly every fails). Jason prefers bathsbecause he likes to relax in them by himself for a while, but he also doesn’tmind sharing baths with Roy (though those are still relaxing, but in quite a differentway).
LikeI mentioned previously, Roy likes getting handsy with Jason, and being coveredin fruity smelling soaps certainly helps with that. But Jason can calm Roy downpretty easily, just start washing the red-head’s hair and he’s at Jay’s mercy.So Jason is definitely the one in charge of where exactly bath-time will endup.
4)Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put someclothes on?
(DirtyBoys) Roy, for sure. He does it either because he doesn’tcare or he genuinely forgets; once he has been working on a project formultiple days he starts forgetting the essentials. If it’s the first situation,Jason just gets annoyed with it (and sometimes they fuck), but if it’s thelatter, Jason will chase him around the house to dress him himself.
5)Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?
Roy,because more often than not it’s Jason’s safehouse and his bed.
6)Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?
SometimesJason will take pictures of Roy when he falls asleep in particularlyinteresting positions, or at his workbench to try and convince him to sleep ina bed for a change. Roy will take pictures of Jason falling asleep in weirdplaces around their safehouses and send them to Kori because he knows they makeher smile.
7)Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fightwith “Because I love you”?
Royfirst said “I love you” when he reunited with Jason after the other had died;he had held him close and honestly couldn’t stop saying it. If Jason and Royare fighting over a situation or a choice that was really dangerous, Royusually won’t back down from defending himself and Jason will get soexasperated that he’ll yell: “I don’t want you doing that because Ilo-”. And he’ll stop himself when his voice cracks and won’t let the rest ofthe words come out, because he’s really afraid of Roy getting hurt – or worse –but he’s more afraid of his words sealing his partner’s fate (because that’swhat’s happened to others in his past).
8)Who likes to wear the other’s sweatshirts?
Theyboth like to switch clothes and do it unconsciously a lot. Jason’s are alwaysreally loose in the chest on Roy, but he likes the smell of the material themost – he tends to sleep in Jay’s sweatshirts. Roy’s are almost alwayssleeveless and hug Jason’s broader chest, so he likes to wear them for workingout – then he’ll put them back in Roy’s things, because he knows his partnerlikes his musk.
9)Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dreamthey had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?
Royhas all kinds of ideas for inventions and plans at night, so he’ll excited wakeJason up to tell him about and then Jason will just say “Couldn’t this havewaited until, like, the sun came up?”
Jasonhas more nightmares, and it really depends on the kind of nightmare for how Roymight be able to comfort Jay and bring him back to reality. A lot of the timehe just needs to be held by Roy (and sometimes Kori too) to be reminded thathe’s not alone, but other times he actually needs to be alone and Roy will haveto figure that out (usually the hard way) and go sleep in his own room.
Roy’snightmares usually correspond with his withdrawals, so Jason already has anidea of when things might happen so he can prepare. He’ll hold Roy throughnightmares and muscle spasms so that he doesn’t hurt himself or Jason. When Royis in pain, there’s little more he can do than keep an eye on him and remindhim that he’s there.
10)Who is more likely to cheat?
(DirtyBoys) Neither of them like to cheat on the other or ever doit intentionally, but things happen sometimes and the only thing they can do isfeel remorseful about it and move on.
Roywould love nothing more than to only be with Jason for the rest of his life,but the decisions he makes when under the influence of drugs or alcohol are nothis own, but he does have to deal with the consequences when he’s sober.Unfortunately, most of the time he doesn’t remember where he is or who he’sbeen with, he just wakes up somewhere that’s not with Jason and has to find hisway back home. At first he would beat himself up about it pretty badly, buteventually he and Jason had a talk about it and the understanding that theycame to share helped make him feel less guilty.
Jasonloves Roy unconditionally, and even though he has knowledge of Roy’s‘activities’ when he’s using, he does not use them as an excuse for his ownbehaviors. When they are apart, Jason will go through periods of wantingabsolutely nothing to do with any other human beings to needing nothing morethan a good fuck, so he’ll satisfy either of those needs as he sees fit.Throughout all of this, he never feels any emotional connection with theseother people, and certainly nothing close to the way that being with Roy makeshim feel. He and Roy haven’t openly discussed this yet, but Roy has hissuspicions but also understands that that is something that Jason just needs.
11)Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remindthem that they are in a relationship?
Jasonsometimes like to poke fun at Roy having a crush on him since they were kids(and when Jason was “practically a baby” compared to Roy) just to watch Roy getall flustered and embarrassed (because “it was only a two and a half year agedifference, Jason. I am nOT a cradle snatcher!”).
Sometimes,if Roy ever gets drunk, he’ll get really emotional about how beautiful Jasonis, and then proceed to absolutely loose his shit when Jason says he has aboyfriend. He then has to calm Roy down explaining that Roy is that boyfriend.But that usually doesn’t sink in until Jason takes him home and snuggles withhim in their bed until Roy passes out.
12)Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?
Roy.He can only do them with Kori, because Jason has no patience for it. Jason alsomakes Roy clean up everything after (and Kori always helps too).
13)Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?
Roylike to start duets, but he was pleasantly surprised the first time Jasonjoined in – the rumor that Dick is the best singer in the Batfam is nottrue.
14)Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their armaround their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?
(DirtyBoys) Roy will usually reach out and take Jason’s hand whenhe notices him getting a little lost in his own head.
Roylikes to smack Jay’s butt playfully, but if Jason’s feeling feisty he’ll go infor a hug and instead just grab onto Roy’s ass cheeks so he’s red-faced whenthey pull apart.
Roylikes to wrap his arm around Jay’s waist when he’s feeling possessive, or whenthere’s a bunch of men and women eyeing his man.
Jasonwill grab onto Roy’s belt loops when the other is working on his inventions,pulling him closer on his rolling chair and away from the distraction of hiswork.
15)Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?
Royloves tattoos and they are important to him, so he actually has a tattoo ofJason’s name (it actually says ‘Jaybird’) on the inside of his wrist.
16)Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?(already done)
17)Who is more protective? (already done)
18)Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?(already done)
19)Who drives and who has the window seat?
Mostof the time they ride on motorcycles and they each have their own (as well ascars). But sometimes they like to just go cruise around through back roads inRoy’s old, red pickup truck. Roy drives with the windows down and one arm out,while Jason reclines in his seat with his feet on the dash or out the window.
20)Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?
Theyboth have a tendency to work themselves to the point of utter exhaustion, sothey frequently do this with each other. Roy will sleep like the dead when hefinally goes down from exhaustion, so Jason will gather him up and take him totheir shared bed. But when this happens to Jason, Roy just leaves him where heis with a blanket over him, because Jason is a very light sleeper and it’s hardenough getting him to go down in the first place.
21)Who cuts the others hair?
Jasoncuts his own hair, and sometimes Roy’s too. But Roy hates having his hair cut,so it’s not as often as Jason would like it to be.
WhileRoy might not like having people cut his hair, he adores having it messed with(braided by Kori and brushed by Jason) – it’s like free therapy.
22)Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughoutthe day?
(DirtyBoys) Roy’s sexting is usually weird puns and dick jokes,but all Jason has to do is send him the barest bit of skin and Roy is now puttyin his hands.
Jasonhas a tendency to send Roy positive and encouraging messages whenever they areaway from each other/“taking a break” because he knows that sometimes that canbe enough to keep Roy from going back to the bottle or a needle.
23)Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraidof losing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other totell them they don’t need to worry?
Theyboth definitely have times where they feel like they don’t deserve the other,but this also helps them understand the validation that each of them needs tofeel better. They are both equally afraid of losing each other – and for Roy,it would mean losing Jason a second time, which he doesn’t think he couldhandle.
Jasondoesn’t usually admit to feeling like he’s messing up (instead he begins towithdraw, with the hope of removing himself to solve any problem that might beoccurring). But Roy will have times when he just breaks down and is a messblaming himself for things left-and-right, so Jason can only try to reassurehim that it’s not his fault.
24)Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds theother just above the ground and kisses them? (already done)
25)Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?
(DirtyBoys) Roy makes these unironically and just because he wantsto. He knows that they’ll just get and eye-roll from Jason who will then makethe decision whether or not he’s in the mood to shut Roy up right away –meaning taking him somewhere and shutting him up.
Ifand when Jason makes sex jokes, he renders Roy a speechless, sputtering mess,leaving Jason satisfied with a suddenly submissive Roy who need to be told whatto do.
Roywas too nervous about kissing Jason when they were younger because of beingolder than Jay, so he waited until Jason made the first move at his own pace.He still lets Jason initiate most all of their kisses, simply because he knowsthat it means a lot to Jason to make his own choices and decisions.
27)Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three inthe morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s toodark?
Roy.He’ll eat anything at any hour of the day, but once he’s crawled into bed it’snearly impossible to get him out of it. This means Jason is usually the one whogets up in the morning and starts breakfast so that Roy will come out of thebed to chase the smell of food.
Becauseof Roy’s lack of getting out of bed and Jason’s detesting of getting out of bedwhen he doesn’t have to, they opted to get a mini-fridge to keep drinks in, soit’s a win-win.
28)Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songsthe write for them?
Jasonsometimes gets inspired to write things about Roy, mostly because getting hisfeelings out in words can help him to better understand his emotions. But hedoes not let Roy read them because he feels like they’re too sappy. Once, Korifound one of the little notebooks that Jason uses for this and she read throughall of the entries. She was so moved by the words but also knew that Jasonwouldn’t have kept it so secret if he had wanted it to be read, so she kept herfeelings to herself besides the soft, knowing smiles she would give Jason fromtime to time.
29)Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up drivingthem to the emergency room after it backfires?
Roy’salways trying to do some dumb shit, and Jason always drives him to theemergency room. It’s almost how concerning how routine this has become.
30)Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks theylook super cute?
Roygets a little self-conscious wearing his glasses around the safehouse, whichisn’t made much better by Jason making comments about how cute he looks inthem. At first, he thought Jason was saying it to tease him, but eventuallyJason took his glasses off, kissed both of his eyelids, and told him that everyword was true. Roy turned as red as his hair and just grumbled about having toget back to work on his trick arrows.
