Turn the Kesha to 100 baby it's time for
Singing full blast in the car like teenagers
"Dude, that's kinda gay can't lie"
Driving for hours on end when they can't sleep, or to have deep talks.
Roy has a truck he has in a random parking garage in Gotham, its red and has all sorts of random shit on the inside.
Jason has a beaten up old black muscle car that lives behind a 7-eleven in the middle of assfuck nowhere about 10 minutes out of star city.
Banned from 3 McDonald's as arsenal and red hood, for : chasing a mob boss through to the kitchen and in turn setting 2 small fires and breaking 3 ordering screens, dumping a scalding coffee down a creep's shirt for harassing underage girls, and trying to start the official #FUCKWAYNEENTERPRISES movement and setting up a shitty store inside with badly made buttons and bags
"Yeah can I get a [insert stupidly extra and long specialised iced coffee order]."
[Insert gallavich gif "You're under my skin man the fuck can I do?"]
They can both cook, but Jason's is better, in part due to being taught by Alfred
Neither of them actually make a point of going to bed to sleep at night, because sleep is a sensitive and difficult thing for them both
Roy can speak a surprising amount of Vietnamese, learned it to make sure Lian was still connected to her culture even when her mom wasn't around.
Know each other like the back of their hands, to a point that frustrates both of them.
If going to an event with Roy, Jason won't drink, and will probably avoid contact with those that have been.
Make an effort to have designated movie nights to just chill the fuck out, they watch like 3 movies each time and they're on Friday nights, each time a theme is picked by either one and they go for a random number on the streaming services category, usually the minutes past on the time. No matter how crap the movie is, they watch the whole thing. It's led to tons of inside jokes.
The main thing they argue about is drugs, and about ptsd, mainly triggering each other by accident.
Bruce fucking hates it when they turn up to galas or parties or stay extended amounts at the manor, because just when he expects them to be on their worst behaviour, they're perfectly polite, well mannered.
GOODBYE MY DANISH SWEETHEART - MITSKI
Jason only really cries when he's incredibly angry or when he has flashbacks. He drops from a angry sentient brick wall to that same tiny malnourished kid that died far too young, his hands up over his face, begging to not be hurt.
Roy cries very rarely, but when he does, it's infectious.
Tried impromptu Archery Lessons in one of the numerous weapons warehouses, resulted in an awkward trip to the ER
"I'm so fucking tired of this shit" "I know."
"Man, dude, bro, homie, my guy," only ever use romantic nicknames to annoy each other
Matching specific brand and type of Bluetooth earbuds, Jason has black and Roy has red
TATTOOS SMALL MATCHING TATTOOS
Small family run Mexican restaurant in the middle of Gotham is their fave, when it got robbed and bricked, they did a manhunt for 4 days straight to find the guys that did it.
Dumbass shit in summertime like jumping off of cliffs into the sea etc
Heaven's gate - fall out boy
Competitions as to who can annoy designated rich jla father more
Bro hugs all the time but the longer, genuine ones are few, but special.
Always make sure the other one eats in the morning, unspoken thing started by Jason, "if you wake up first, you make breakfast for us both, other guy cleans up"
Both have an absurd thing that makes them laugh hysterically for almost an hour every time without fail, (the intro to gangnam style and a video of 6ix9ine going "I let my nuts hang")
Play Apex together if they're apart (Jason Mains Maggie and Roy mains Mirage and is an actual bamboozle god)
Dancing in the kitchen to old 50s/60s stuff like an old married couple
