#ask: aubrey

[kelseycornerclaw]

Let's start a fire! Flint for Duchess 2k24!

A vote for Aubrey is a vote for flawless!

[kelseycornerclaw]

If you're Eagle One, who would be been there, done that, who is currently doing that, who is it happened once in a dream, who is if I had to pick a chick, and who is Eagle Two?

Been there, done that: @slytherflint, since she just expected me to be her SIDEHOE. And she was never just a sidehoe in my heart.

Currently doing that: @emmaiscoote, my high school musical loving wife-to-be.

It happened once in a dream: @slytherinjake, let’s never speak of this again.

If I had to pick a chick: This list is mostly chicks but let’s go with @bravelittlemacmillan.

Eagle Two: @becclawtheraven, my beautiful tropical fish.

[kelseycornerclaw]

Dear Diary

5/25/2023

Dear Diary,

I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s weird that Aubrey is dissing anyone who can listen but is still hanging out with Jake Puckerman, right? Don’t get me wrong, Aubrey has all the reason in the world to want to hate Ryder but I just don’t get why she’s hanging around with one of his best friends. Maybe I’d get it more if Jake would do something besides like grunt in reply when I tried talking to him, but he doesn’t even seem nice. Then again, people say the same thing about Ben so maybe I should stop judging unless I understand the full situation.

Speaking of people who are being judgy, Ben and Becca got into another one of their fights in the Great Hall today at breakfast. He took a piece of bacon off my plate and Becca ended like the world was ending. THERE WAS MORE BACON ON A PLATTER IN FRONT OF ME! I wish that they’d just get along but I’m pretty sure that’ll only happen if hell freezes over. It’d be nice not to have to constantly separate them though, being in the middle sucks.

Later home skillet,Kelsey

[kelseycornerclaw]

+ Would you kiss Aubrey?

Uh, no. I like Aubrey and she’s gorgeous, but, uh, I’m not into her like that.

[divinelyethan]

Kelsey Corner, Aubrey Flint, Lauren Goyle, Amelia Macmillan and Oliver Hopkins. You're welcome.

I’m sorry, but anonymous messages aren’t exactly a reliable form of information.

Damn it, Laurie, are you serious with this shit? After I just made a proclamation about trying to get these other dipshits expelled.

[ameliamacmillan-blog]

ALL THE TEXTS xox

Send ❤ for a loving text.

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: I’m so glad we’ve finally become closer, Aubs. You’re a wonderful person - and you really should believe it, sometime, because you really are amazing. 

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: You’re also a fabulous wife I’m not gonna lie. Xoxo

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: HOW CAN U BE SO PRETTY AND CLEVER AND WONDERFUL AND I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: I’M HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS AT FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGE OOPS.

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: That outfit you wore to Hogsmeade was A+, by the way. You looked really great. 

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: Leo? Please tell me you still have your secret stash of food because I’m actually craving it SO much right now. Love you!

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: DUELING CLUB. FIVE MINUTES. I NEED A DUELING PARTNER AND EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN AND I PROMISE I WON’T HEX YOU. (TOO MUCH)

[ameliamacmillan-blog]

[PM] I'm on a mission, and I need your help.

[PM] Sure thing. What is it?

[ameliamacmillan-blog]

☺♥ ♚ ☽ ♦ ✉ ♫

☺: for a happy voicemail

"Yo! Aubrey! Guess what?! My parents sent me this package and it turns out, over the Christmas vacation they have these tickets for a Music Concert! They didn't mention who exactly it was - but if you want to, you can totally join us! Call me back when you get this!"

♥ : for a loving voicemail

"Wanna know a secret? I've wanted to be your friend for a while, you know. You were always so - I don't know, I was so curious about you. Weird, right? I always wondered what kind of a person you were. I'm so glad we've gotten closer, Aubrey. You're fantastic. You're like this beautiful spark or flame that burns so brightly, and its fiery and it's unpredictable, but it's also magical and beautiful all mixed into one. I swear that was supposed to be a compliment. Once all of this war thing is over - and if we're still around - Merlin, that's a scary thought - I'd really love to hang out a whole lot more. Without the fear of all this in the back of our minds."

♚ : for a confessing voicemail

"If I tell you something, will you promise not to judge me, or tell anyone. M-Merlin... I'm terrified to even admit it. Please can we talk about it in person? I - I just need to tell someone before I explode."

☽: for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc) [OOC: also extremely AU, considering this is set in the future and will actually not happen, don't worry! I couldn't think of anything else XD]

"Heeeey! I'm about to go and chat to Ryder and see what's going on right now - [muffled sounds of shouts]. Aubrey?! Where are you?! I'm trying to find where you are but you're nowhere and my phones about to die - Merlin, I hope you're okay. Please be bloody okay. - [Louder shouts]. I have to g-go.. Be safe, okay?! When you get this - Just... I love you okay? [bang] Shit... [silence for fifteen seconds] I-I don't know if this is still working... Fuck, Aubrey, I've b-been hurt - I'm fine, I'll be fine ... Just make sure everyone is okay?! I lov-"

✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail

"AUBREY. HE ASKED ME TO THE BALL. He actually bloody asked me!! Me?! It's so insane, I'm so happy!! Since when does anyone ask me to the ball?!"

♫: for a vague voicemail

"[muffled laughter] Professor, are you sure you don't know anything about this brotherhood nonsense? [quiet muffling] I don't know! I'm freaking out! I don't know what to believe! [small muffling sounds] Fuck, sorry... My phones ringing someone. Aubrey! Hey! Sorry, ignore this!"