#slytherinjake

[venomousari-blog]

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♘ for a questioning text

[Text] How do you not hate me after everything., I would hate me.

☮ for an apologetic text

[Text] I know I keep apologizing for the same thing but I really am sorry for putting you in the middle of my shit and jeopardizing your friendship with Lys. And I’m sorry for making you feel second best, that wasn't my intention and I should have made my thoughts and feelings more clear to you.

♆ for a sext

[Text] Would it be to forward if I said, I wanted you to refresh my memory on a certain skill set that you have?

☽ for a sleepy text

[Text] Its crazy how cold the dungeons get so cold at night sometimes. Its times like these when I wish I had someone to cuddle, don’t you? Well maybe you don’t. I don’t think you’re not into all of the intimate and mushy stuff. Ignore me.

♣ for a bitching text

[Text] Really, Puckerman? an Ab competition with Gracie? what the hell is that!? I mean seriously who does that? I had a feeling that you guys were like into each other because you seem super flirty now it all seems clear with this whole excuse to see each others “Abs” and Merlin knows what else. UGH, the thought just literally makes me sick.

[graciesgotwood]

☯ for an adoring text$ for a lying text

☯ for an adoring text

[✉ TO PUCKERMAN]: This is the mushiest you’re ever going to hear me get, but I’m glad you’re my kind-of-friend-ish-thing. You actually really don’t suck like at all, Jake.

$ for a lying text

[✉ TO PUCKERMAN]: Pffft, like I care about the fact that I’ve never snogged anybody but Hugo, and that was a stupid mistletoe kiss that didn’t mean anything to him. Kissing’s just a distraction anyway, I don’t know what you think is supposedly so great about it.

SEND A SYMBOL

[bravelittlemacmillan-blog]

☮ for an apologetic text☽ for a sleepy text$ for a lying text

☮ for an apologetic text

[Texts to Tutor McJakington] I know you don’t believe me but I’m super sorry for setting your stupid jacket on fire. It’s not my fault I was talking about how cold I was and you wouldn’t give it to me, but it is my fault it’s on fire, even though it wasn’t on purpose and for that reason I am really sorry and I will get you another one or mend it or something. <3 <—— look it’s a heart because i’m super sorry please don’t hate me. 

☽ for a sleepy text

[Texts to Tutor McJakington] I know it’s late. I was hoping you’d be asleep to I could text into the ether, but it doesn’t suck to that you’re awake either. I wonder if you moved to another castle, if the sleeping quiet would be different? Like do you think you get alone rooms in Durmstrang? That must make nights really quiet. Would you be able to sleep in the quiet? I don’t think I could.

$ for a lying text

[Texts to Tutor McJakington] The test went so well. 

[becclawtheraven]

DEAR DIARY

October 2023

Dear Diary,

Why is everyone in my year so obsessed with Jake Puckerman all of a sudden?

Don’t get me wrong, he seems nice enough, and he’s fairly interesting, but it just seemed like it happened over night. I don’t understand if there’s some sort of memo I missed where it said ‘if you want to be relevant and liked and a success during fifth year, you must befriend this random Slytherin boy’, but it certainly seems that way, and I don’t want to get left behind.

I guess I need to talk to Jake Puckerman more now too, don’t I? Even if he did date scary Kitty Wilde...

Ugh, what on earth do I have in common with a grumpy jock? I need to make a list of possible conversation topics to ensure that I don’t fall completely flat on my face when I talk to him; that would be embarrassing, and then my friends might replace me with him since he won’t like me for being completely awkward and spazzy.

Merlin, why is fifth year so much more complicated than our first three years were? I really wish I hadn’t zoned out so much last year, I feel so behind.

Merlin please help me to not mess this up.

xoxo,

Becca

SEND ME “DEAR DIARY,” TO READ MY CHARACTERS WOULD-BE JOURNAL ENTRY FROM THE DAY THEY MET YOURS.

[graciesgotwood]

DEAR DIARY

Dear DADA homework,

I’m supposed to be doing you, but I don’t feel like it.

I’ve known Jake Puckerman for years but I never really paid that much attention to him until lately. He was just some Slytherin git that hung out around Ari and her crew, so it didn’t seem like there was any point in getting to know him.

And then we had to do this assignment together today.

He got inside my head. Like, really inside my head.

And he called me out on my shit with how I’ve treated Ari, which is... surprisingly cool? Because I’ve thought for a while that maybe I fucked that up when I shouldn’t have, but no one ever says anything to me, they just leave it alone whenever it gets brought up.

But Jake’s not afraid to speak his mind and tell me when I’m not treating people right.

He really should have been a Gryffindor, the hat was right. Too bad he didn’t listen and asked it to be somewhere else, it might have been cool to get to know him better.

Plus I bet he’s good at snogging. People would stop accusing me of still being into Hugo if I snogged him, right? But I can’t snog a Slytherin, then creeps like Dolohov will get ideas.

Oh well. I’ll just... let Jake know he doesn’t suck and that hanging out with him isn’t awful, once he’s less pissed at me for having to do that dumb assignment.

SEND ME “DEAR DIARY,” TO READ MY CHARACTERS WOULD-BE JOURNAL ENTRY FROM THE DAY THEY MET YOURS.

[kelseycornerclaw]

✅

They bicker like brother and sister.

[lydiachang]

✅

Life is a recipe - savor it.

SEND ME A ✅ AND I’LL WRITE A SIX-WORD STORY FOR OUR MUSES

[becclawtheraven]

✅

A mystery I’d love to solve.

SEND ME A ✅ AND ILL WRITE A SIX-WORD STORY FOR OUR MUSES