#burningflint

[justme--alice]

Any three texts you want~

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[TEXT] ALICE → AUBREY: Has anyone ever told you that you have a really shitty attitude sometimes? Just saying. 

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[TEXT] ALICE → AUBREY: I saw your photos! Woah, okay. Chill Churchill, that sounded really creepy. You left your book in class and I saw you had some photos tucked in it so.. It’s good. Glad you’re using the camera!

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[TEXT] ALICE → AUBREY: And then he just PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND SHOWED ME HIS WILLY. WHO DOES THAT, PENNY. WHO THE BLOODY HELL JUST PULLS DOWN THEIR DRAWERS AND LETS THEIR MAN MEAT SWING LIMPLY IN THE WIND.

[becclawtheraven]

burningflint replied to your post “Who's your most annoying friend?”

Oi.

Oh, no. Don’t volunteer yourself if you don’t mean it, I’m not doing this again. 

[becclawtheraven]

[PM] I have no idea what's going on, but if you want to be bitchy, then I 100% support it. Sometimes you just need to let frustrations out.

[PM]: Thank you, Aubrey. This is the most reasonable thing anyone’s said in hours. I really appreciate it.

[everydayimhufflelynn]

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[Text to ‘Give Her Space’]: I know you’re probably mad at me again. or maybe you never stopped being mad at me. I don’t know. But you’re really important to me, Aubrey. I just wish you knew that. Yeah, maybe stuff didn’t work out the way it was supposed to, but you gave me hope when I didn’t have any, and you’re just... you’re one of the best people I know. I just wish there was something I could do to help make you feel better, because you deserve the world.

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[Text to ‘Give Her Space’]: I saw your pictures in the newspaper. You’re really good, you know that? I actually read the article your pictures went along with and everything, they were good enough to make me interested even though I hate reading. 

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[Text to ‘Give Her Space’]: SHIT SHIT SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED SOME OF OUR POTION AND MELTED JAKE’S SHOE, I NEED YOU TO DISTRACT HIM WHILE I FIND A GOOD HIDING SPOT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

SEND ME A TEXT MESSAGE MEME!

[ameliamacmillan-blog]

+aubs-claus

burningflint

Of course I would! I am an A-level girlfriend, I’ll have you know. I don’t go back on my promises.

You’re the best Platonic Girlfriend ever. If I ever do fall in love, they’re going to have to be living up to super high standards now, you know.

By the way, we need to ASAP!

[ameliamacmillan-blog]

ALL THE TEXTS xox

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[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: I’m so glad we’ve finally become closer, Aubs. You’re a wonderful person - and you really should believe it, sometime, because you really are amazing. 

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: You’re also a fabulous wife I’m not gonna lie. Xoxo

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[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: HOW CAN U BE SO PRETTY AND CLEVER AND WONDERFUL AND I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: I’M HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS AT FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGE OOPS.

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[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: That outfit you wore to Hogsmeade was A+, by the way. You looked really great. 

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[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: Leo? Please tell me you still have your secret stash of food because I’m actually craving it SO much right now. Love you!

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[TEXT ➜ AUBS-CLAUS] :: DUELING CLUB. FIVE MINUTES. I NEED A DUELING PARTNER AND EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN AND I PROMISE I WON’T HEX YOU. (TOO MUCH)

[goyleandtrouble-blog]

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[Text to Aubs] Thanks for last night. I know you had other plans so uh yeah...thanks for cancelling so we could bond or whatever. [Text to Aubs] It means a lot.

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[Text to Aubs] If I trip over your shit in our room again, I’m feeding it to the squid. No joke. 

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[Text to Aubs] I know I’m not easy to live with sometimes but I’m glad we’re roommates. And friends. [Text to Aubs] I wasn’t joking about the squid though. But if I fed it your stuff, it would be begrudgingly. 

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[Text to Aubs] Hey, so if my brother comes by and asks where I am, can you just tell him you haven’t seen me since class. Make up anything you like. Tell him I’m on my period if you have to. I just really can’t deal with him right now. Family drama. I promise I’ll make it up to you. 

[kelseycornerclaw]

All the texts tho

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[text] So you know how boybands market themselves to girls by like being the cute one and the smart one and the funny one? I was thinking we should do the same with Charmed. I mean, I can be the sporty one but I don’t know if I can pick labels for the rest of you. I think it’s just to hard to sum up how awesome you are in just a few words.

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[text] WOW! Thank you for showing me up today in Astronomy. I know you study all the time but you don’t have to make it totally obvious that I’m not studying my star charts. Luckily for you, Professor Thor is totally easily distracted by talk of Poptarts and forgot to give me detention for not doing my homework.

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[text] Y’know Aubs, I don’t know how you manage to stay so relaxed all the time. Becca studies just as much as you and she’s always stressed the fuck out. I mean, I love her to pieces but it’s not healthy. Maybe you could teach her some of the meditation or yoga or whatever you must be doing to take everything in stride so easily? I think she could use it.

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[text] I’m fine, I don’t need more vegetables. Stop trying to force me into your gross healthy foods, I like my diet of sweets and junk food just fine. The house elves can’t guilt me into veg with their kicked puppy eyes, you aren’t going to either.

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[text] I NEED YOUR NOTES FROM ANCIENT RUNES! I totally just realized I fell asleep at the end of last class and am totally unprepared for that quiz on Wednesday. And Professor Banner is one of the last ones who doesn’t think I’m a total slacker.[text] Pleaseeeee Aubs? I need your help.