[TEXT TO LILY]: have yiu aever thoughtb that yoru hair ooks kond of like ava? you know ieke the kinf o lava tha comes out of a vaolacano? i bet dragins like volajcons? Tha probebly means Hugo liejs them too.
[TEXT TO LILY]: WHY IS IT THAT THE OLDER WE GET, THE LATER THE ADMINISTRATION THINKS IT’S OKAY TO KEEP US AWAKE FOR ASTRONOMY LABS? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT SOME OF US GET UP AT 5 AM TO GO RUNNING AND CAN’T AFFORD TO STAY UP TO SUCH AN UNGODLY HOUR?
3. For a text meant for someone else
[TEXT TO LILY]: Do you ever wonder what would have happened if they’d given Lily captain instead of Ryder this year? I heard rumors that they almost did because she was Harry Potter’s daughter and everything, but then she’d still be in charge instead of Vlad, and Hufflepuff would probably be toast...[TEXT TO LILY]: Crap, didn’t mean to send that to you -- no offense. But he’s played pro and stuff, you get it, right?
4. For a text asking for a favor
[TEXT TO LILY]: Yoooooooo favorite Potter! Out of curiosity, do you know if your dad still has that Pensieve thing where you can like...take your memories out and put them inside? Do you know where he got that thing and how expensive it is to get one? Or if he at least knows how to like take memories out for, say, the night before a Quidditch game so that someone can get a good night’s rest?
[TEXT TO LILY]: I killed the plant that Coote got me for my birthday. I knew I was going to forget to take care of it eventually, but damn, dead flowers are really pathetic looking. RIP plant, I’m sorry you had such a lousy person in charge of watering you.
[TEXT TO LILY]: Sooooo is it just my imagination or have you and my ex-husband been getting totally cozy lately? Because if you want me to put in a good word for you, I bet I could get him to step out of the friend zone so you guys could go on a double date with me and Hugo next Hogsmeade weekend :-p (mostly I really don’t get how dating works/how it’s different from being just best friends and you’ve done it before, help?)