#ask-bananamancer

[proper-basher]

ask-bananamancer started following you

"Oi, who's this? Haven' seen your face in a bit, Lesale! Got anythin' for the poison that's in my liver?"

[ask-bananamancer]

Hah, why thank you, Boush! I'm sure you know there's no need for any concoctions, the greyface's magic usually doesn't last too long, but I do appreciate the sentiment. It should wear off soon enough... right?

Why, yes, I am still very much interested. Unfortunately, all the knowledge I acquired back in my human days has been lost and I'm left only with a vast library of information on toxins and poisons, so any help would be gladly accepted. You are too kind, Tinker.

Anyways, I did have a few questions. If you look at this map I found in my bag...

[ask-bananamancer]

Thank you, I suppose I did take more pride in my appearance back then, but anyhow...

Honestly, it's not as strange as I thought it would be. In fact, I think I'm adapting rather well! 

...Kind of.

Does anyone want to teach me how to write again?

[ask-bananamancer]

Wait, hold on, what are you talking about-

...Since when did you grey faces get magic like this?

What the hell?

Oh gods...

((NOTE FROM THE ARTIST:

I wasn't even accepting M!As but this one was too cool to pass up. The next few asks after that will also be as human Lesale :P For those who sent asks and still haven't gotten a reply, I'm really sorry! I draw slow and I forget things and don't worry, I will get to yours asap after this M!A !))

[ask-bananamancer]

Squee, Spleen, Spoon, the Goblin Techies. It's been ages since I've last seen you, so the least I could do is give you a sample of... a special venom that, if injected into someone, will make them explode if killed within a certain time. Sand King uses this in battle, so I'm quite proud of it!

Oh, if you want to test it out, I'll just... stay over here where it's safe.

[ask-bananamancer]

Again, this 'Volvo; altered my appearance, but this is how I originally looked. 

Now, let's get to the root of the problem. Poison Nova? My signature ability? 'Sucks'...? Yes, this poison isn't lethal. It's not designed to kill, but to slowly, painfully torture. But of course, I can easily change that with my good friend Demnok...

Care to fight about it now?

[ask-bananamancer]

Apparently, my appearance change was by some otherwordly power I've heard rumours of called 'Volvo' or something of the like. I'm not too sure...

As for my plague wards, yes! I know for a fact that you'll take good care of her.

Their diet consists of anything acidic, really! Their stomachs have extremely strong acid, courtesy of me, so they can digest pretty much anything. If you have some poisonous waste lying around, just feed it to her. She'll appreciate it.

Anyways, you can name her whatever you like. I think she already likes you.

[ask-bananamancer]

Ugh, Finally its good to see Bananamancer again, instead of the new guy -theshadowdemon

Right? I want banana back :(

They even took his arms away, which would make my drawings have a lot less expression without any arm motions.