Prompt: [6:17:53 AM] _Fangos_: It's the modern times, character X is going out to buy something from the local corner store. But then the sexy X character walks as well, which then all this awkward stuff happen and then godzilla comes in and destroys the world.
Not a cloud was to be seen in the sky as the sun beat down on the bustling city known as Divinity’s Reach. Citizens went about their daily lives, but many didn’t considering there was a giant festival being held on the west end of the city. All in all, the streets were packed with locals and foreigners alike. But today was normal for a man in his late twenty’s walking down the streets, one hand in the pocket of his jeans, the other cradling a phone. His head was bent low, gaze fixated on the bright screen as he expertly wove his way through the crowds. Everything about this man seemed normal, except for the fact that he had a mask placed on his face, hiding his features. Therefore he could only be described as tall, auburn, and well dressed.
Ian tapped on the screen of his phone, occupying his time with reading a random news article as he went. It was only when he heard his name did he stand up straight and pause, looking around for the source. That was when a green mass covered – no – made of foliage bumped into his leg, followed by a beautiful brunette woman. “Oh, Liz. Hello, it’s been a while… where… uhm, how have you been?” he stammered, pocketing his phone in his back pocket. Liz stopped in front of him, a grin on her face. “I’m been fine.” She shrugged lightly, moving to brush a loose strand of hair behind her ear.
Ian gave a hesitant nod, “Right… me too, I was just going to pick up some stuff at the corner store… so uhm.” The tall auburn rubbed the back of his head a bit nervously, never really having been good at conversing with the female variety, but at least Liz gave him the benefit of the doubt…for the most part. “Really? I was actually going there myself.” She grinned, placing a hand at her hip and offering the man a sly grin, like she usually did.
Shifting from foot to foot, Ian looked to the side, “Then we…can…walk together.” He offered softly, to which the woman smiled and nodded, hoping he would have asked that. As the two made their way to the store, Ian shoved his hands in his pockets, looking up towards the sky and squinting up at the bright day. “I’m glad summer is almost over… Far too hot for my tastes.” He attempted at a casual conversation. Liz nodded her head, Illith padding beside her obediently, “Yes, I could go for some shade.” She stated as a matter-of-factly.
Ian was about to agree when a large shadow slowly came to loom over the city, eventually blotting out the sun. The bustling, noisy city seemed to slowly halt as all eyes pointed skyward. That was when a might roar sounding like scraping metal and the screams of pure hell echoed throughout Kryta. Everyone started shouting, bending low and covering their ears in vain as a dragon – no… not a dragon – but Godzilla brought a might foot down, crushing the entire district of Rurikton.
The city was in sudden panic, people were shoving each other out of the way as the monster rampaged through the city, destroying humanity’s last stand, killing countless people! The people of Divinity’s Reach were helpless! Could no one stop this mighty terror?!
“Raawr! Pew Pew – Noooo – ahhhhh!” _Fangos_ cried as he crashed the Godzilla figurine against the little lego castle set. “Save us! Logan ran away and Zojja is crying about Snaff! Is there no hope?! No! Everyone lagged out and crashed! Kryta is doomed!” He cried softly, bringing the Godzilla toy up, only to crash it down on the lego construct, making various explosion and tiny screams.
P2 sat there, his cheek resting on his fist as he watched the strange Aussie create his odd little scenario. “Noooo! Another patch?! God damnit Anet! Tyria is being eaten!” he called again, lifting up the lego castle and breaking it apart, then smashing the Godzilla toy against the pile of loose pieces, the colorful plastic blocks skittering and flying away as he made small roaring noises and explosions.
“Fangos you’re great… I’mma write a thing about it ok.” P2 stated with a grin.
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[7:02:55 AM] Efruin: "NO SALVATION FOR THE WICKED!" Efruin pushes a gigantic motherfucking bowling ball down the stairs, thunking with each step that it met until it finally hit the floor, rolling straight through the poor imaginary setting of Kryta.
This was the determining point. The patch was too strong! "A new build will be available in 2 minutes and 45 seconds!" He cackles, hands upraised. "NOW ALL OF YOUR ORICHALCUM NODES WILL MOVE! HAHAHAHA!"
Wooden Potatoes on Youtube really spelled it out nicely. I'm pretty much on the same side as him about this right now.
But to basically answer your question: Under-whelmingly boring. And very rage inducing. I actually rage-quitted the game for the first time since I bought it.
