#ask-ratso

[righteousiniquities]

The Armed Man (The Hunter & Loo)

starter for @ask-ratso

The Hunter and Loo were reading over the list of targets they had yet to terminate. Among the names were demons, archdemons, beings known as fleshlings, and even cambions. Any who were demonic in nature would find their name on the list. Many names were crossed off, all successful hunts.

Despite being armed, no one tried to bother them. The last person who tried was almost attacked. The air was very tense around them, watchful eyes studying any new person who came in. Perhaps they would be lucky and a target would waltz through those doors.

[troublxdscales]

@ask-ratso​ Continue from here

Drago thought about this for a moment, what should he do? He could either reveal it was him, or not, and just mess with the mortal a bit. It would be fun to see how far he could go.

"Nobody's here, just the little voice inside your head letting you know how stupid you're being."

[skippy-says-hello]

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[filthyrich1]

Season 2 AU where Valmont wasn't possessed by Shendu.

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

Since Valmont isn’t the one possessed, it seems logical that Shendu gets into Jackie’s body. So let’s go with that as a start.

1) Since Shendu can’t touch the Pan-Ku Box, he still hires the Enforcers to do the dirty work while he tries to free his brethren. Valmont is not really pleased about that but - after a big quarrel which turns in favor of Shendu - he agrees to share his henchmen in hope he will gain something once the demons will be free.2) Sometimes Jackie manages to take back control on his body. Fights between Jackie!Shendu and Valmont ensues. The Enforcers do their best to not be involved, but they enjoy the show.3) Since Jackie is not really able to send the demons back in the Netherworld the J-Team is called to help. Thought Jackie sometimes tries to fight Shendu’s brothers. After Xiao Fung is sent back in the Netherworld because of Chan, Valmont’s role becomes making sure Jackie doesn’t cause trouble. This often means punching him unconscious before he can’t do anything. To Shendu’s annoyance, Valmont loves this a bit too much. 4) When Jackie noticed the animosity between Shendu and Valmont, he starts to create more trouble between them. Arguments increase to the point that it impedes the liberation of the other demons. 5) After another fight - once Bai Tza is free and not really happy about their work - Shendu tries to violently get rid of Valmont who becomes too annoying for his taste. As an act of revenge, Valmont joins the J-Team. Though it doesn’t last, as Valmont double-crosses them as soon as he can. Of course he loses, as well as Shendu  who is sent back in the Netherworld.

[skippy-says-hello]

"place a whoopee cushion on Grim's chair while she isn't looking"

“Hmm? You said something, Ratso?” She hadn’t been looking, but she thought she heard him mumbling something. However, her questioning thoughts stopped when she sat down, hearing what appeared to be a fart. But she didn’t do that... Did she? She sure didn’t think so.

[filthyrich1]

“You seemed to have dropped this.”

Valmont stopped when he heard someone interpellating him. He turned and saw his wallet in the hand of someone else. It probably fell from his trouser. These damned small pockets! It was no wonder that women always had a purse. “Thanks!” He held out his hand to take back his wallet but froze when he noticed who picked up it.

[filthyrich1]

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* Muse -> Muse  Mun -> Mun

[skippy-says-hello]

ask-ratso said: “Whoa Grim…” O.O

“Grim isn’t sure why this happened. Was she that bad before the accident?”