#ask-readyplayergaymers

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

Michael: But Jeremy, why do we bake cookies and cook bacon? It doesn’t make any sense

Jeremy: I. I’m not high enough for this shit right now Michael, ask me when I’m stoned

[shima-draws]

RP1 AU Boyf riends

YE MY BOYS

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who is more likely to hurt the other? Jeremy ;m;who is emotionally stronger? Actually? Michael is in this AU at leastwho is physically stronger? Michael lol both physically and in-gamewho is more likely to break a bone? Jeremy have you seen that boy?? He’s a skinny little twig his bones would snap right in halfwho knows best what to say to upset the other? Michael since Jeremy is over emotional and Michael knows him like the back of his hand so he knows what to say to push his buttons but like? I don’t think he’d ever do that anywaywho is most likely to apologize first after an argument? HECK probably Jeremy he was the first to apologize after their big fight so;;who treats who’s wounds more often? Michael both in-game with healing spells and irl because Jeremy’s a klutz so he’s always hurting himself oopswho is in constant need of comfort? Jeremy ;m; He’s got a lot of PTSD-related issues and fear of abandonment after what happened with the Squipswho gets more jealous? HONESTLY I’D SAY BOTH BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE ONE JEREMYwho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Okay I’m not really sure what this question means exactly so I’d say after a fight? Michael because he’d just want to get away and cool off but they don’t even fight at all so //shrugswho will propose? BOTH OF THEM…LOL but Michael beats Jeremy to itwho has the most difficult parents? ……….. ;w;who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? MICHAELwho comes up for the other all the time? If this is referring to like…visits? Driving trips? Michael but they live in the same house now so there isn’t really a need for that ya feel (I mean Michael did drive to get him before their final fight vs the Squips but that’s the only time)who hogs the blankets? Jeremy probablywho gets more sad? Jeremy…who is better at cheering the other up? Michael!!who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Jeremy lolwho is more streetwise? Ooh man I’d have to say Michael on this onewho is more wise? Honestly both of them are geniuses so? But having to do with smarts, Jeremy most likelywho’s the shyest? JEREMY…SHY FAMOUS BEANwho boasts about the other more? MICHAEL DOES HOLY SHIT?? Especially after Jer got the first key he’s like “Look at my best friend he’s amazing, phenomenal, incredible, I am not worthy! He’s so smart I’m so proud of him for finding the key he’s so!! Wonderful and I’m so blessed to be able to call him my friend holy shit!”who sits on who’s lap? Jeremy sits on Michael’s lap, duh

[evarenity]

Yeah, all the other players died almost immediately when they fought the final boss. XD @ask-readyplayergaymers

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

What have you all been into lately?

Michael: I’ve been into Jeremy

Jeremy: M-Michael!!

Michael: Is it flirting hour already?? Sign me up!

Jeremy: Anyway uhh Micah and I have been super into this mobile app called Cookie Run? It’s really really fun and addicting!

Michael: Besides Jeremy, Wizard Cookie is my husband and I love him

Jeremy: Same for me but I’m gay for Rockstar Cookie I mean. That hair. Wild. And Avacado Cookie? My butch lesbian bestie I love her

Michael: Lolol it’s a super rad game! And it’s pretty sweet for a mobile app too, there’s no ads and there’s always something to do and not much of a wait time. Preeeeetty impressive.

Jeremy: And the character designs are great. As somebody who is especially picky about style I’m a sucker for all of the designs I want them all

Michael: Dammit I’m getting hungry now. Wanna go make some cookies?

Jeremy: YES do we have the easy to make storebought kind? With the double amount of chocolate chips

Michael: Mmhmm. Can we cuddle on the couch while we wait for them to bake

Jeremy: You drive a hard bargain, Sir Ehm. Haha of course we can, you doofus

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

Wait... Are there replica Voltron Lions you can pilot in the OASIS? If so, can you form Voltron as a group? If that if so is so, who of the High Five form what part of Voltron?

Jeremy: Yup! The Squips had the Lions in their possession for a while right before the final battle, but once all their accounts were terminated I swooped in and transferred the Lions to the High Five’s special base! Those were the official ones provided from the Hunt, but there are countless other replicas that people can use once they get the right mission achievements.

Michael: I pilot the Yellow Lion! Rich has Blue, Christine has Green, Jake has Red and—

Jeremy: Since I’m the Team Leader, I pilot Black! I form the head~

Michael: Yeah yeah yeah, keep bragging about it, smartass.

Jeremy: It is my RIGHT and PRIVILEGE, Michael

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

Boys, boys. Let's be honest here. Kumiho Cookie is clearly best cookie out of them all.

Michael: They’re right. They’re absolutely right

Jeremy: That little giggle she makes when she slides? It’s perfect

Michael: She mastered the technique of transforming into a cookie so she could fit in…a true legend

Jeremy: The VIP!! She’s adorable and an inspiration

Christine: Are you two done now your cookies are going to burn

Michael: NO—

Jeremy: And we call ourselves Cookie Comrades when we’re literally baking them right now. I’m such a hypocrite

Michael: Lolololol

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

So...Shiny Pokèmon. What do everyone think if them? Waste of time/effort, really cool, or what?

Michael: I think shiny Pokemon are hella cool!! I once spent a week straight hatching eggs trying to get a shiny Mimikyu lol

Jeremy: Okay but you guys need to listen to this—Rich isn’t as into Pokemon as we are but for some bizarre reason he has the best luck concerning shinies. He soft reset while he was trying to catch a Reshiram and it ended up being shiny and I’m still salty about it it’s not fAIR

Michael: Lmao I have no idea what sort of magic he has that lets him constantly run into shinies, but Rich is definitely the shiny king.

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

Do you guys play Skullgirls? If you do, what do you think about it and who do you main?

Jeremy: Huh, haven’t heard of it before. Weird…

Michael: Where have you been? It’s been a thing since like, 2012.

Jeremy: Clearly I need to get out more.

Michael: Clearly. Anyway, I haven’t had the chance to play it myself, but it looks like a good game! And the character designs are nice! Jer, we should definitely give it a try once we get the chance.

Jeremy: Why not buy the entire game series? It’s not like we don’t have the money.

Michael: Touché.

Rich: Did you guys say Skullgirls?! Hell yeah, I want in on that!

Jeremy: Heh, seems like a game you’d be into, Rich. Alright, show us the ropes!