#ask-roccothetyphlosion

[ask-aleckzander-blog]

Hey aleckzander, be honest, got any CRUSHES?!

Zander: “But of course I do. I won’t tell who though~”

[theorangelopunny]

Rocco walked into the arcade, holding onto the yellow Pintendo Hus.La gave him not too long ago. When he spotted the lopunny, he casually walked up to her and held out the device. "Yo, remember me? Mr. Cosplay?" He joked, gesturing to himself. "I was curious about this Pintendo or whatever ya' gave me. I mean, it's not food, cuz if it was it tastes terrible- Don't ask how I found that out by the way." The Typhlosion rubbed the back of his neck as he looked away in embarrassment.

Ahhh what a beautiful morning on this lovely day! The sun was shining as bright as it could, and the hustle and bustle of the R-K’D was just starting. Our precious CInnabunny Hus.La had finished her morning routine, ate and stretched signalling that she was ready to start her daily RB5 practice. As she sat down though -before she could even fully load up the game- a familiar face walked up to her holding a Yellow Pintendo TS. “Hey there, Hustler! I remember you!” she said with a wide grin on her face. always happy to see someone come back to her as a hopeful sign that she might have gotten them interested in gaming. This time? She was right~“Ahh! You’re curious about the Pintendo TS? Well, its a handheld gaming device! Currently the best one out there with a massive and expanding library of games! Simply put--” she said as she took the system out of his hands, making sure he’s watching closely.“You turn it on like this!” she said as she pressed a button to make the device come on.“I’ve put a few of my favorite games on here for all my Hustlers. So you move around the menu using the D-Pad here and you select a game and press the A Button!” She said with a chipper tone handing it back to Rocco.“I hope that helps you understand the Pintendo TS a little bi--” wait a second. What did he mean by “It’s not food cuz it tastes terrible”? Don’t tell me-- “J-Just a second!” she said as she started looking over the Pintendo TS to see a few noticeable teeth marks. Nothing damaging but... these have to be the most awkward battle scars she’s ever seen in her life.“H-H-Here you go! Enjoy your Pintendo TS!” she said as she scurried up to her room and slammed the door. Rumor has it, Hus.La apparently screamed so loud in agony it broke the sound-proof on her room. What a Horror!

[theorangelopunny]

ROCCO AND BLAYZ FOR DA MISTLETOE MEME

Hmmmmm... So he has Desert planned but what about the main course? Turkey and Ham are both traditional but which one would be better? Oh! Why not both?! That way everyone can eat whichever meat they choose! Excellent idea! So the hare made his way to the produce section and asked a bladed creature to give him the best Turkey and Ham they had! With a grin that looked just a little sinister, they went to the back to make sure he did no disappoint.Just then, someone who knew all too w ell slid across the butcher’s counter with a rose in his mouth. It was Rocco! Now... just what the hell was he doing here? And why is he on the butcher’s counter? That’s really unsanitar-- Huh? What do you mean look up? Don’t fuckin’ tell me its-- Yup, More Mistletoe.With a heavy sigh and seeing as Rocco had already took the rose out of his mouth and puckered up, Blayz smirked before giving the hedgehog a smooch on his forehead and kicking him off the butcher’s counter.“Gotta make sure the butcher isn't too mad at Rocco’s shenanigans.” he said to himself.And the Mistletoe mayhem continues.

[ask-roccothetyphlosion]

The chocolate fluffed Lopunny had a bounce in her step as she approached Rocco. She had a big smile on her face. "Hey there!" She greets while looking over the tall Typhlosion. "Hmmmm! Nice cosplay! It looks like its from one of those old school video games! Where'd ya get it?"

“Old school?” He gasped, “Cosplay?!” Rocco clenched his chest, his face shocked at the words of the young Lopunny. “I’ll have you know, this is completely original and done by me! Not based on video games or anything!” He huffed, crossing his arms. He squinted and eyed the awfully short young lopunny. She could barely reach his chest!

“I will admit, I like your cosplay if that is one. Now, to answer your question… These,” he tugged at the pair of goggles strapped around his head, “were with me since the day I was born. My mother gave ‘em to me, they aren’t really anything special. I mean, unless you count protective eye wear being special then I guess it is. And my scarf was just something I wore back in my old days of being a part of a team. Funny, isn’t it? I had this since I was a Cyndaquil and it still fits like a charm!”

[theorangelopunny]

WARNING: Adorable orange lopunny, may end up taking punches and breaking Typhlosion legs. FIGHT AT YOUR OWN RISK! alsoisanerd

"H-H-H-HEY!! Its not my fault your legs are weak! Hmph! If you're still upset about that we're gonna train those weak legs of yours starting right now!" He grabs Rocco and drags him to the Gym. Just then he reali--"Also, you're the nerd craving ice cream after getting a leg SPRAINED"

[nebulousmeadows]

A very Happy Birthday to @ask-roccothetyphlosion!

[askinsomniacariados]

PUNCHY SHIP!!! ROCCO & SPIDER GRAN

fisty ship here we go

Who asks the other on dates: this is probably pretty balanced, since Rocco is a hoe and gran is a slutWho is the bigger cuddler: gran will pick Rocco the fuck upWho initiates holding hands more often: gran, i feel despite their hoe-ing, Rocco wouldn’t be the best with romance, so that would be left up to granWho remembers anniversaries: NEITHER OF THESE IDIOTSWho is more possessive: Rocco i feel, again, contrary to his hoe nature, just out of having less experience than granWho gets more jealous: this probably wouldn’t be much of a problem for Hoe and Slut, but if it were, it’d be Rocco. it can be hard keeping up with gran’s hoe-ingWho is more protective: DEFINITELY GRAN, as stated before cuz of her motherly, over-protective natureWho is more likely to cheat: Rocco probsWho initiates sexy times the most: as hard as the other would try, it’d be granWho dislikes PDA the most: i feel with Rocco, they’d be the couple who would purposefully bug certain people with these, so neitherWho kills the spider: oh she fucking DEADWho asks the the other to marry them: Rocco. again, like as mentioned before, gran is very unsure of herself when it comes to relationshipsWho buys the other flowers or gifts: Rocco because he is a sweet heart despite being a huge hoeWho would bring up possibly having kids: gran would scare the fuck out of Rocco with this, hahWho is more nervous to meet the parents: she’d have less issue with meeting Rocco’s parents just because Rocco is quite rebellious, so even though she highly respects parent’s wishes, if things did go sour, Rocco wouldn’t be too perturbed. but yes, that makes the answer still gran because she is VERY UNSURE OF HERSELF AND HER RELATIONSHIPSWho sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: it’s Rocco. there’s no other option, it’s RoccoWho tries to make up first after arguments: they’d probably try making up at the same time since gran hates arguments and Rocco would probably be very bothered by that tensionWho tells the other they love them more often: gran, not that that means much, since they’d be more about being rascals than ooey gooey lovers

[theorangelopunny]

ROCCO AND BLAYZ FOR THAT GOOD OL SHIP MEME

*Deep Inhale* BOIBlayz’s 3rd “Boifriendo” Rocco!(WIll the Boifriendo Combo never end?)Who asks the other on dates: Rocco. NerdWho is the bigger cuddler: Blayz, surprisinglyWho initiates holding hands more often: BlayzWho remembers anniversaries: BlayzWho is more possessive: RoccoWho gets more jealous: RoccoWho is more protective: Equal actuallyWho is more likely to cheat: Nope~Who initiates sexy times the most: Probably Rocco’s perverted assWho dislikes PDA the most: Uhhhhh...NeitherWho kills the spider: Blayz, Rocco ya pansy!Who asks the the other to marry them: Rocco and his gift o’ gab!Who buys the other flowers or gifts: EqualWho would bring up possibly having kids: Probably Rocco (Cause He Horny)Who is more nervous to meet the parents: BlayzWho sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Rat-dog, DurrWho tries to make up first after arguments: Also Rat-dog, DurrWho tells the other they love them more often: Equal!