#ask-team-talon

[ask-team-talon]

wait, Moira goes/went to church?? didnt she wear friggin DEVIL HORNS on her blackwatch valkyrie suit?

Moira: Alright, now listen very closely.

Moira: The design of that utter monstrosity was not my idea.

Mercy: It wasn’t?

Moira: Not helping.

Moira: Listen, if it was my idea, it would look much more like my current attire.

Widowmaker: Which is, clearly, a paragon of fashion.

Sombra: snrrk

Moira: …

Sombra: no mercy widow

Mercy: …

Sombra: bad choice of words?

Reaper: what do you think

Sombra: no

Reaper:

Doomfist: Sombra

Sombra: whaaaaaaaaat?

Reaper: but back on the topic of the blackwatch valkyrie suit

Reaper: it was a recolored copy of the original valkyrie suit without wings

Sombra: true that it was basically a copy of

Sombra: oh

Sombra: oh shit

Moira: What is it now.

Sombra: you just called your girlfriend’s suit an utter monstrosity~

Moira: Two things.

Moira: I did not, I called my own suit an utter monstrosity, because it is, hers looks much better.

Moira: And for the last time, Dr. Angela Ziegler is not my girlfriend.

Mercy: What.

Sombra: ummmmmmmm no nice try amiga

Doomfist: Moira really

Reaper: are you sure about that

Widowmaker: Peu importe.

Sombra: no hablamos francés amiga

Widowmaker: I don’t care.

Moira: Angie is my waifu, get it right.

[ask-team-talon]

GUESS WHAT?

We have a Discord server now!

https://discord.gg/xv3acg5

It’s still very much in the works, but all four of us mods are going to be on there at some point, so if you want to ask questions, chat about the blog, chat about Overwatch in general...

THE FLOODGATES ARE OPENED!

-Mod S

[ask-team-talon]

Sombra was a wreck after watching Coco.

Sombra: hey everyone was a wreck after watching Coco!

Reaper: it was a good movie dammit

Doomfist: True, but consider this: One Punch Man

Sombra: COCO WAS WAY BETTER

Reaper: coco was way better

Doomfist: If I disagree with you here, somehow I get the feeling I'm going to find myself without backup on our next mission together

Sombra: yep! Hispanic powers activate!

Reaper: no

Sombra: yes

Reaper: no

Sombra: yes!

Reaper: no

Sombra: YES!

Reaper: fuck this shit im out

[ask-team-talon]

Introducing... Mod Gamma!

Name: Mod Gamma AKA Buddhist Daddy Jesus (long story)

Age: -CLASSIFIED-

Real Name: -CLASSIFIED

Likes: Sports, Rap, Gaming, Food, 2k, Writing bad WidowTracer smut for the memes, the Boston Uprising

Dislikes: Not much at the moment

Other intel:

I have an IQ of 159 on the MENSA scale (max is 162)

I admin the meme page @merciful.sombra on instagram

I play 3 sports IRL

I make really bad NSFW Blender animations for fun

I can bench 2 sets of 285 lbs

I look like a teenage Jesus

[ask-team-talon]

WE HAVE OUR MODS!

So, y’all already knew me, Mod S. Well, since I’m being significantly less anonymous now, you can call me Mod Soul. I won’t link to my personal Tumblr, but if you do some strategic googling you might be able to find it. :)

Anyway! Now we have more mods! WOO! In addition to me, we now have Mod Gamma, Mod Wisp, and Mod Nox! Due to some technical difficulties, Mod Gamma is currently the only other mod actually in the blog, but we’re hoping to get that resolved soon.

So, in the near future, you’ll probably be seeing introductions from my fellow mods. It’ll be great. You’ll also probably be seeing a link to a Discord server, because - you guessed it - we’ve been making a Discord server. We’re still working out the kinks, but once we’ve got all that under control, I’ll post the invite link somewhere on here and y’all can come in and say hello.

This is going to be great~!

-Mod Soul (formerly Mod S)

[ask-team-talon]

Moira how does your healing powers work cuz mercys staff makes somewhat sense

Moira: Magic.

Mercy: You and I both know that it is not magic.

Moira: Fine, fine.

Moira: My “healing powers” are actually quite different from Angela’s staff.

Moira: In my case, the spray stimulates cells to divide more rapidly.

Moira: Much more rapidly.

Moira: This, in turn, helps the body repair itself.

Moira: …Sombra, are you taking notes?

Sombra: hey let me have this I’m curious ok

Reaper: saying youre curious is like saying im murderous

Doomfist: Or I like to punch things

Widowmaker: Or I’m emotionless.

Sombra: ok but still

[ask-team-talon]

GUESS WHO’S BACK!?

BACK AGAIN!?

Okay but seriously, I need to stop disappearing. The asks are starting to become too much for me to keep up with alone, which is why...

I’m thinking of accepting new mods! Mainly because I really don’t want this to happen again, and also because it’s kind of lonely being just one mod. I’ll need someone with a lot of free time on their hands, who can pick up the slack if I disappear again, and who loves Overwatch and/or Team Talon!

If you think you’d be a good fit for the job, why not apply? :)

https://goo.gl/forms/w7rVqfcLOsEHusah2

I’ll definitely be accepting at least one mod, probably at least two. The most I can see myself accepting is three, because with four people... well, we won’t have to worry about the blog disappearing for ages again, at least!

The deadline for mod applications is May 19th. That’s three weeks from now, and it’ll take me at least another week to get through the applications.

In the meantime, I’ll keep the askbox open, but be warned I may not answer a lot of asks. It’s exam time, and I should really be studying instead of running around on Tumblr... That’s actually why the deadline is when it is, it’s after the last of my exams and I’ll be able to focus on you guys!

I look forward to seeing all your submissions!

-Mod S

[ask-team-talon]

So this goes to everybody Any preferences when it comes to a partner? Like what's something you look for in their personality and their body? ((...Girls with fluff for life!))

Sombra: girls. preferably gamer girls.

Sombra: do you have any idea how hard it is to find gamer girls these days?

Reaper: no

Sombra: rhetorical question, Gabe!

Reaper: anyway

Reaper: men

Doomfist: That’s specific

Reaper: fine

Reaper: a guy i can depend on

Doomfist: That’s better I guess

Doomfist: So, I like badassery

Doomfist: Gender doesn’t really matter

Widowmaker: I don’t like boys.

Sombra: whaaaat? but you’re-

Widowmaker: I like men.

Sombra:

Sombra: ok

Moira: Gender doesn’t matter for me.

Moira: But I need someone I can talk to.

Moira: Someone who will listen and won’t judge.

Mercy: …

Mercy: I prefer women, if it counts for anything.

Mercy: It’s nice if they’re someone I can depend on, though.