#ask-turl

[ask-general-zod]

Pardon me a moment, scientist...it appears I have a message on my communicator!

*turns on communicator, only to hear the above rant*

...Um...*looks awkwardly over at Insano* Wrong number.

*flips communicator off, stifling a giggle*

[ask-general-zod]

I like to imagine Turl just forgot his password.

Hmmm...

I suppose I could ask around, see if anyone's seen him. ...Again, not because I'm worried! Just in case he's up to something!

I dunno. I'll ponder it some more tonight.

[ask-general-zod]

It could be Turl, that's the most logical explanation!

I don't know...to be honest, I haven't heard from Turl at all in ages...I can't help but wonder if something happened to him.

...Not because I'm worried, mind you! Merely because I'm curious to see if it's one more thorn out of my side!

[ask-general-zod]

Well what were YOU doing while I actually tried to handle the stupid humans? You were singing that godawful Kryptonian pop song! I mean seriously man, how could you not see right through that? And I doubt that metal idiot will come after me when he realizes that you left the communication port open!

HEY. "Distraction" was a Kryptonian classic! Better than anything I've heard on this puny planet, anyway (let it be known that all autotuning will be abolished under my rule). My beautiful baritoning could kick your vocal chords into next week, and you bloody know it!

As for Mechakara...it just so happens that I've spoken to him before, and trust me, I'm not the one he's mad at! So why don't you go run along and misquote Shakespeare at something before I decide to tell him you're here??

[ask-general-zod]

Oh really? Well whose fleet was it that was so poorly managed that it blew itself up? Who had to bail out your pathetic behind when the fleet blew up? And I'll have you know that I need no such ham to muster the largest army of dogs!

As I recall, you were to busy getting your ass handed to you by a fucking car to bail anybody out of anything! And it was your fleet first, Jackass! I was just handling the party!

You just watch yourself, you Marley-haired freak! Because let's just say when a certain someone finds out you're still alive...well, we'll see who's feeling like they didn't fuck anything up!

[ask-general-zod]

How dare you try to muster up an army on the same website I'm recruiting on! What, was completely shutting all of my plans down because the Executor liked you better not enough for you?

GOD DAMN IT!!! Isn't there anyone who actually stayed dead from that whole Death-Bomb ordeal?? 

And for the record, it was completely your fault everything turned to crap! I wasn't the one who tried recruiting that robo-idiot who ended up BLOWING EVERYTHING UP!!!

*pfft!* You, recruit an army...you couldn't recruit a pack of dogs with a ham!