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That hurt, @ask-wph-matt .

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Yea, here ya go. @dont-ask-wph-garen

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We're about to head to town to hang out, who wants to join us @ask-wph-alison

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Ask box is open!

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Detention,(from a group rp)

Miss Addison opens the door to her classroom, assuming that it is after school detention. Since students usually get lost in the halls or ditch, she puts up a big sign with red letters saying,”DETENTION IS IN”. In the classroom, Addison is sitting down looking a paper. Gillen walked in and changed the sign to,”DETENTION IS LIT”. “This is fucking stupid”, Lovino said glaring out a window. Addison tells Addison,”UH- I have to go, I uh have practice.” Mattie walked in and sat next to Alison, he was originally going to skip, but it could be that ba can it? “Don't try to get out of this Allison! You're not the only one with practice!”Lovino exclaimed. Gilen sat in a chair next to Mattie, purposely not looking at his boyfriend, Matt. “Maybe if I run, I'll make it out the door.” Allison whispered to herself. Miss Addison walked back to her desk,”well maybe if thought about the dress code and not pulling your phone out in class, you wouldn't be here now would you?””Mattie we’re going to get out of here okay, Allison whispered to Mattie,”Allison please, I'm not a trouble,actually that sounds good.’’ Mattie replied. Lovino whispered, “Addison? Oh fuck the muppet.” The door closes on its own as Addison exclaimed, “Did you all miss Allen, he’ll help make sure you don't run!”, A shiver runs down Mattie's back, “Oh fuck-” this whole time Matt was sitting in the back, dazed. “ WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!”Alison yelled. Lovino screams. “Get some of that shit Matt!” Allison commands Matt. “WE’RE GOING TO DIE, I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!”Mattie yells. Addison opens her drawer and pulls out the feared creature. Lovino starts freaking out,” oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”. Gilen sighed being salty because Matt isn’t even paying attention and is still high and won’t stop or share. Alison started hyperventilating.Mattie screams in a high pitched voice, tears in his eyes by now.Alison yells to Matt,” MATT I NEED THAT WEED!”, all while Lovino is screaming like a girl.Gilen glanced at Mattie,”Please be calm he can smell fear.” Addison laughs and speaks in a silly voice.,” Heya kids, It's me ALLEN THE FRIENDLY MUPPET!” Matt heads over to Alison and Gilen, “You guys want some?” Ali screams and grabs it from Matt. Lovino screams” I’M TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY TO DIE SOMEONE SAVE ME!”.Allens eyes look into their souls, he smiles.Lovino looks scared,”SOMEBODY PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY! END MY LIFE!” Gillen starts to eat an edible. Matt raises his hand calmly,”Can i go take a piss?” “OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE, AND I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS!” Mattie says as he hugs Allison close and buries his face into her back trying to not look at the muppet. Allison tries to comfort Mattie,”It's okay Mattie.” Lovino buts in,” WE ARE FACED WITH PURE EVIL RIGHT NOW DON'T YOU SEE!?!?!” As Addison strolls near her students with the muppet in hand, she gets a call,”OH dear, Family troubles, i'll be right back, Allen will watch you while i'm gone.” As soon as she walk out Mattie hops up and tries open the window, while Allison tries to open the door,”THIS WONT OPEN!” “THIS WONT OPEN EITHER, I SHOULD'VE GONE TO CHURCH MORE!” Allen snaps up, “YESSSSSSSSSS”. Allison screams,” OH GOD I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN PLEASE STOOOOP!” “ALLEN IS THE DEVIL I'M TELLING MY DADDY ABOUT THIS, HE’LL SUE YOU!!” Gillen stops eating,” It's okay calm down.” Lovino gets mad,” HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE SO CALM!?!?!”Gillen holds up his edible. All the while Matt was somehow dozing off.” HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING MATT!?!?!” Gillen goes to sleep with his boyfriend, because hes to pure for Allen to touch him.Allen hissed, he can't touch either of them now. After a while of scared scream from the others Matt gets up and grabs Allen and shoves him in a bag and locks it in a drawer in the closet. Everybody calmed down and tried to rest. The phone call Miss Addison took, lasted the rest of detention, and sometime after. When the students were leaving, Matt piped up,”You know we have to go back for the rest of the week?”The students looked at each other with fear, when they got in the trucks, Allison swore she saw something brown and red flash through the corner of her eye.

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It's only not okay if you get caught @ask-wph-sakura

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((I gave up on my old style))

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