#askaudreybass

[askgeorgiesparks-blog]

Audrey Bass. The bitch is back. So we don't need you to be queen bitch. Xoxo G.

[askaudreybass]

ASK ME YOUR QUESTIONS! ANYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME, I'LL TELL YOU! XOXO -A.

[askaudreybass]

Throw back thursday! Queen way back when to now! xoxo -A.

[ask-jennyhumphrey-blog]

Welcome Back Jenny! I've missed you tons and tons! How's everything been? xoxo -A.

Hey Audrey. Thank you! It’s been a while since I got the time to catch up with everyone. Everything is just amazing right now. -J

[askmarisaarmani]

FINALLY YOU'RE ON TUMBLR!!! XOXO -A.

I KNOW, I'M SO EXITED! IT TOOK ME A WHILE, BUT I'M FINALLY HERE!

Xoxo -M ♥

[askaudreybass]

LAST NIGHT WAS UNFORGETTABLE

Everyone would like to know what exactly happened last night and I'll fill you in on everything I could possibly remember. It might be a bit hazy though because as you may already know the girls and I were drinking. I'll try to recall the events in chronological order.

6:45PM - Gemma, Jasmine, Tate, Marisa, Jacqueline, and Cara arrived. For the fifteen minutes before the girls arrived we reviewed our files on their backgrounds and whatnot so we could be more acquainted with them and have some dirt on them before they came.

7:00PM -Newbies Kaylee, Claire, and Peyton arrived. Clearly Kaylee didn't read the list of rules that I gave out earlier. She brought a sleeping bag along with snacks and a movie. You would think her mom would have told her what it would've been like, but I guess Mamma J has been too busy with her clothing line recently. 

7:00-8:30PM - We all stuffed our face with only the best Japanese Cuisine and Sake 

8:30-10:00PM - We pampered ourselves and made ourselves look so mature and at least 21. Kaylee was so grateful because she was never used to life like this. Claire and Peyton were sweet about it, but Claire was definitely more stuck-up. 

10:00-10:30PM - Each girl chose a dress that expressed themselves. These couture dresses came right off the runway and planes from Paris and Milan. Only the best for the annual sleepover. Kaylee chose a periwinkle short dress while Claire chose a black slimming dress. Peyton chose a red number with a plunge in the neckline.

10:30-11:00PM - Martinis and Cocktails were passed around. With the exception of Jacqueline (due to family reasons) everyone drank. My goal was to get the newbies shit faced. Kaylee was a little skeptical at first, but she continued to drink and drink until each glass was dry and left without a single drip. Claire downed the drinks like it was her job and became drunk within like minutes. She started telling us all of these funny stories and secrets about her family. I can't reveal those secrets to just anyone though. Peyton paced herself, which left her the most responsible and she was left to care for Claire because we are no babysitters. If any one of them were to get sick they we're out of being chosen to be a minion.  The game of Never Have I Ever was pretty successful. Obviously, Jacqueline, Marisa, Tate, Gemma, Cara, Jasmine, and I all lost.  I mean for different reasons. Cara and Jasmine were the first two people out...go figure! That was completely expected. The twins impressed us all because surprisingly they were not as prude as they may seem. Kaylee won of course, which we all assume was because she's been in London and was more proper and reserved.

11:00PM-2:00AM - We began with Truth-Or-Dare. No surprise, Claire dared Cara and Jasmine to hookup. I guess she didn't hear about their threesome because Gossip Girl didn't blast that one.  Gemma was dared to go meet Jasmine's dealer and steal all the drugs. She had no problem with that because Jasmine's dealer has the biggest crush on her, so all she had to do was whisper in his ear and put her hands all over his chest and pockets of his jeans. She even went through his backpack full of drugs and got us them all.  Marisa was dared to drop acid because none of us were that daring to do it.  She put a sheet on her tongue. She scored extra points and became minion number one because that was something no one really wanted to do. Jacqueline was dared to not only to hookup with a cop outside of my building, but she had to get his handcuffs and uniform. That was a success. Tate's dare was to go to Central Park and  jump off the bridge followed by skinny dipping in the lake.  When it got to the newbies we had to do something more intense.  Kaylee was dared to ruin all of her mother's new sketches and designs. She was really freaked out to do it because she is so close with her mom, but did it anyway because she knew if she didn't she would be kicked out of the sleepover.  That was an easy one, we couldn't haze her that badly because her mother was well-respected and close with all of our families so she kind of had a secret "in" to be in a minion. We then decided to move the sleepover over to a club. We went to the club and had dared Claire to drink most of the alcohol at the bar and then dance on the bar, strip down, and give a 25 year-old a lap dance. Being that Claire was already obliterated, she did it. No complaints. The guy even gave her $20, so that was her's to keep. She profited from it. I was dared to go over to a group of guys from a bachelor party and makeout with every single one of them. I think Jasmine enjoyed that somewhat because she always sees Nick and I all over each other. I took their wallets and we charged about two bottles of champagne along with other drinks on their cards. Leaving them with a pretty expensive bill of at $2,000. We were still thinking about what to do to Peyton being that the other newbies had to do some things that were considered unthinkable.  Peyton made a smart ass comment a few weeks before the sleepover telling us not to fuck with her. But did we listen, no. She had the biggest dare of all. We had her first stand on a corner on a street with the idea that she was a prostitute.  Then we had her go to Sage Spence's studio and work space and steal 4 dresses and then burn them until they were all ash. Jasmine handed Peyton the key, but didn't bother telling her that there were security cameras and codes that would go off after 2 minutes of being in the space. Surprisingly, Peyton got all of the dresses. She then set fire to 3 out of the four dresses because she decided to keep one for herself. We were very impressed by her quickness and loyalty. We already left well before finished.  Because the cops approached Peyton walking out of the place after hours and taking the merchandise. Peyton's excuse was that she was Sage Spence's assistant and Sage needed them right away.  Unfortunately, Sage was contacted and Sage heard that Peyton burned down the dresses and stole one for herself. Peyton explained what happened to Sage and even though Sage had once been in that position, she suspended Peyton's modeling contract. All of the other girls and I were just beginning to fall asleep, when Peyton arrived... She showed us pictures on her iPhone of the dresses being burnt down and she showed us the dress she kept. Her loyalty really shocked us all. I was impressed. She could tell you the rest of her success story..

xoxo 

-A.

[askaudreybass]

LADIES LISTEN UP! THESE ARE THE RULES AND INS & OUTS FOR TONIGHT.

Rules 

Be at my house at 7:00PM SHARP

Sleeping bags are NOT necessary 

Whoever doesn't do something on the itinerary is NOT going to be a minion

NO St. Jude's boys

Itinerary 

7:00PM - Sushi Bar along with other Japanese Cuisine

8:30PM - Facials, Manicures, Massages, Pedicures, and Makeovers (done by professionals)

10:00PM - Choose a dress (high end fashion)

10:30PM - Martinis and Cocktails along with Never Have I Ever

11:00PM - Butter and Truth-Or-Dare

....if you survive this, I'll tell you the rest when the time comes. Get ready because either you're in or you're out. For those of you who think you can handle this or know what you are getting yourself into, you don't. Good luck girls. May the best survive.