((OMG THAT IS THE BEST.))
bardswhite:
A bright red hitman stood outside of Emiko’s door, trying mostly to hide his chest scars than anything else, only wearing black boxers and… A tie? He opens his mouth to say something, and simply shook his head. Well, it is probably not the strangest thing to find at 5 AM… Right?
“I-I… W-Well, I just remember drinking a bit too much in the c-casino party of my agency and… I t-think I lost at strip poker or something, because I really can’t find my suit and my keys… Help?”
Normally, he’d avoid going anywhere with someone he knew, but Emiko was really close and walking around half naked was not something very pleasant. Apologies could come later, hopefully with Bard in a suit.
Emiko’s jaw dropped when she saw who had knocked on her door, and his explanation didn’t make things any less hectic or scandalous. A casino party with strip poker?! She almost couldn’t believe it, but coming from Bard, anything was possible.
It was insanely early in the morning, so on the one hand she was sure nobody would see, but on the other hand she had only been asleep for a couple hours when Bard had knocked--he was lucky she even woke up! At this point she couldn’t decide whether to scold him or laugh somewhat hysterically, but her body decided for her as she burst into a fit of nervous giggles.
“B-Bard?! You’d better come inside... And please tell me you didn’t have a hit last night...?”