Rayla is now dating Callum. Your thoughts?
...Okay, I’ve taken some time to read up on moonshadow elf customs. According to customs... oh, they don’t say anything about interspecies courtship. *slams book closed in a flurry of dust* Well then! I’ve got a thing or two to say about that. Callum. Whatever you do, please try researching a little about moonshadow elves yourself. I don’t want you to do something dumb and lose an arm by improperly introducing yourself to her parent(s). And Ms. Moonshadow. Rayla, was it? ...Please don’t kill Callum, okay? I’m not saying that because of stereotyping, I’m just saying that because he’s a bit of a dork (and a bit ...unknowledgeable... about moonshadow culture). I hope you both have a lot of fun together, but remember to always keep *my* primal stone by your side! After all, you always need protection.