Just a dorky mage

Ask/RP blog for Claudia from the Dragon Prince [ ASKS OPEN ]

[askclaudiaanything]

CITY’S BREAKIN’ DOWN IN A CAMEL’S BACK

Uhhh... are you okay? Our city’s just fine. Secondly, what are camels? Ooh, ooh! I know!  What about those weird things people get in their teeth? ...That’s not it, is it?

[aaravos-answers]

Theoretically, if someone were to form a Bother Viren Squad, what would your reaction be? Not like trolling him, just sending asks he would consider not worth his time. Completely theoretical here.

Starling, that would be hilarious. Please do. I’m sure Claudia ( @askclaudiaanything, care to assist?) or I could get him to answer at least a few!

[askclaudiaanything]

Sorry for seeing this so late: we’ve been pretty busy nowadays. I’m sure we could get him to do something like that, but I can’t guarantee that Soren will still be in once piece. What say you? Are you up for it?

[askclaudiaanything]

are you still alive?

IM BACKK

Yes, (we) are alive. We’ve just been on pause for a while, since one of our family members got sick with the virus. Yeah, don’t worry, we didn’t die!

[askclaudiaanything]

ello! how is soren and you doing? sorry for bad english… it wasn’t my first language…

Hello there! Yeah, we’ve been on hiatus for a while, but we’re back! (And absolutely swamped with messages- thank you guys!) Soren and I have been pretty good, but we have messed up our muns’ houses a little..

..oops.

[askclaudiaanything]

ok soren, i know this is a reallyyyyy weird question, but my brother is trying to get muscles but is struggling. you got any tips for him?

A ha! Well, one of the best things he could do, especially if he isn't at his full capacity for fitness, is change his diet to be healthier. Having a healthy diet is key to having healthy muscles! If you're talking about reps, it's a good idea to start from one place, then slowly increase from there. It's all about knowing your limits.

[askclaudiaanything]

Hey, Soren. I am the guilty anon from before. I came to tell you that you might think you're a bad person, but you are just as morally gray in this conflict as everyone else. Shooting at the dragon may have been a poor strategic move (a very poor strategic move) but it was not an immoral one. All necessary actions taken in war are fair. It's not like you tortured anyone and turned them into a trophy for fun. You want to be better and that's what matters.

Thanks, man. That really means a lot to me.

[askclaudiaanything]

How old were you when you started learning Dark Magic?

Well, I’ve always been exposed to dark magic, even as a child. Honestly, I feel like I’ve been learning dark magic since I could walk.

...perhaps that would be a better question to ask dad than whether or not a bear or a shark would win a fight against one another.

[askclaudiaanything]

When did you invent hot brown morning potion?

Me? Well, I guess it was when I was trying to mix an actual potion together. I was super busy that day, but I woke up SO tired, I couldn’t even see straight! I guess I picked up the wrong beans and... voila! It was born. It was worth writing down the recipe too! After all, hot brown morning potion really did save my life a few times... but that’s a different story! 

Now, go enjoy your potion and have fun learning new spells today!

[askclaudiaanything]

Quarantine Shenanigans!

Hello all of y'all! I know it's been a while since we last uploaded, but that was because our wifi's been out in our house (and we were too busy messing up our cousin's place.)

Because of that, we're delighted to offer you all some of our least finest moments, as per her request!

[askclaudiaanything]

We're back. (And having fun in Amaya's house.)

Soren: Hey, Claudia? Do you think Amaya would mind if we played with the bedsheets for a while?

Claudia: Nah, I think she'd be fine with that.

10 minutes later:

Amaya: How the f*ck did you guys get stuck under the bed sheets??

Claudia: ... Skills?

[thenerdyalchemist]

Day 1! These are going to be a series of paintings leading up to Runaans birthday! Each featuring a gift Ethari has given to Runaan over the years :3

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

Good luck! We’ll support you! :) *takes out yellow and black pom-poms* @fizzylemones​, @sufferingsoup​, we’ve got to cheer her on. How extra do you two wanna get?

[fizzylemones]

*starts baking a giant cake and getting little presents and music and starts screeching*REAL EXTRA*starts throwing confetti everywhere*

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

We’ve gotta make it EVEN MORE EXTRA! *makes even more cake, gets larger presents, music starts getting louder*

[fizzylemones]

*starts to make origami and grabs stuff to make s’mores,gets giant stuffed animals,screeches*EVEN MORE

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

*takes out the big origami paper in my closet, takes out a mini campfire kit, buys out Party City* MORE EXTRA

[fizzylemones]

*sticks my hair up and puts mashmellows on the spikes and carefully sets each of them on fire.grabs jenja,gets costumes*EVEN MORE EXTRA

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

*brings balloons, sets up a stage/catwalk, brings an entire zoo of animals* aaAAAAA

[fizzylemones]

*gets a party bus,buys out all the ramen and sriracha,grabs a bunch of pillows to make a fort*AAAAAAAAAAAA

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

*screams territorially over a pack of confetti* AAAAAA

[fizzylemones]

*chokes on confetti*AGRIRIDDJDJSJAZCACKASCKACKAKCAKEHDHDJDFGAGURLWLKSJDHDCBDHESJSJJEAAAAAAAWJDJDJS

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

NO DON’T DIE!! WE STILL NEED TO FINISH THE CAKE!

[fizzylemones]

ISKAKANSJDJSKSJSAKNDNDJAJABSHEEHDBSSGSYWAUJSKSAONDCJDKJAHEUE*coughs up confetti*OH YEAH THE CAKE

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

*measures out sugar for the next cake, but just pours in a double dose* we need all the energy we can get.

[fizzylemones]

*pours more sugar in the cake and buys really sugary cream cheese icing*yes.

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

*whips sugar into the whipped cream* oh yes.

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

C’mon, guys, we need to make this party a REAL PARTY!! POTLUCK TIME! WHO’S BRINGING WHAT???

[fizzylemones]

ILL BRING THE PLASTIC SWIRDS TO SWORD FIGHT YESSSSSSSS

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

I’MA BRING LOTS OF TARTS AND PASTRIES WHO’S BRINGING THE NAPKINS

[askclaudiaanything]

I’M BRINGING THE NAPKINS!

[askclaudiaanything]

Hey, Soren. I have a confession to make. When I heard you were injured after attacking a dragon, I felt like you deserved it. I had no idea what fully happened to you until recently and I'm sorry. You're not the bad person I assumed you were. I am sorry.

Ah, no, man. I did deserve it. I wasn’t thinking at all when I was saying all of that stuff that day. Don’t worry about it. Most of the time, I assume I’m a bad person, myself. I’m sure stuff like that happens to everyone.

[askclaudiaanything]

What do you think would happen if you gave Bait hot brown morning potion?

...Bold of you to assume that we haven’t given him coffee before. Trust me, for your sake and for the sake of your insectoid objects all over the castle, DO NOT give him coffee. 

[askclaudiaanything]

Did Soren ever have any crushes did he ever like Rayla when they were at the storm spire i remember when he thought that she liked him so i though id ask

Hmm, that sounds like a question for Soren. I doubt he would’ve told me that he had a crush on the elf, whether or not he had one or not. Good question though!

[askclaudiaanything]

What would you do with a spell that made food taste like anything that you want it to? (taste dose not change if fed to some one else)

Huh. I would use it for mostly practical purposes. Like making my least favorite foods taste like something I like better! Well, I actually have a spell or two that works like this, but it requires some rather costly things for such a simple spell.

It sure would be a lot more handy than having to pluck a feather from a firebird to make brussel sprouts taste less sprout-y!

[ask-runaan-anything]

I was tagged by @tsukkiserves, thank you!!

name: Runaan

gender: male

sexuality: fabulously stabby hot gay elf, also super married to the one cute craftsman who will put up with me

Hogwarts house: Slytherin jock goth

favorite animal: adoraburrs Moonstrider

when I made this blog: when Season 2 didn’t let me out of the coin! The salt is real.

current time: 11:11 Standard Pfennig Time (did I make a coin joke oh no it’s getting to me)

cat or dog: my Moonstrider is both, so both, how very Moonshadow

dream job: assassining is very honorable and I’m very good at it, do I really need more from life than to serve my people, no I do not

reason for url: because you can ask me anything you like, I have simply ages of time in this coin

tag 10 people you want to get to know better: @thebestmoonshadowassassin, @ask-kazi-anything, @ask-janai-anything, @ask-aaravos-midnight-star, @ask-nyx-anything, @ask-step-prince-callum,  @ask-ibis-anything, @ask-amaya-anything, @ask-ethari-anything

[ask-kazi-anything]

Oh my… Well… Alright, I guess….

Name: Kazi

Gender: Non-binary

Sexuality: The most Disastrous bisexual.

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Favorite animal: Blaze serpent.

When I made this blog: almost a year ago?

Current time: 20:11 EST

Cat or dog?: I am particularly more fond of cats.

Dream job: foriegn diplomat. I want to be the first person my queen sends when there is a need for help in foriegn relations.

Reason for URL: because you can ask me anything! I can’t promise I have all the right answers, but will do my best.

Tag 10 people! I’m surprised I actually know this many people.

@thedorkhumanmage @ask-marcos @urgirlfriendsposts @myriani-of-the-sea @the-heatkeeper @ask-rayla-anything @askclaudiaanything @oliveofthenight @shadow-the-moonshadow @thechildkingofkatolis

[symphonyofmisery]

This is happening! Name: Shadow Gender: Female Sexuality: … Probably bi. Hogwarts house: SLYTHERIN!!!! Favorite animal: Kirin or a deer When I made this blog: January I think Current time: 22:01 EST Cat or dog: I have both. One cat fetches and one dog jumps and can balance better then me. Dream job: violinist/artist/scientist. (I have my dreams) Reason for ULR: I want to share my art and ask (annoy) my favorite characters! Oops! Tag 10 people. @thedorkhumanmage, @thebestmoonshadowassassin, @ask-ethari-anything, @myriani-of-the-sea, @ask-ibis-anything, @ask-aaravos-midnight-star, @ask-janai-anything, @ask-amaya-anything, @ask-nyx-anything, @askclaudiaanything

[askclaudiaanything]

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[ask-runaan-anything]

I was tagged by @tsukkiserves, thank you!!

name: Runaan

gender: male

sexuality: fabulously stabby hot gay elf, also super married to the one cute craftsman who will put up with me

Hogwarts house: Slytherin jock goth

favorite animal: adoraburrs Moonstrider

when I made this blog: when Season 2 didn’t let me out of the coin! The salt is real.

current time: 11:11 Standard Pfennig Time (did I make a coin joke oh no it’s getting to me)

cat or dog: my Moonstrider is both, so both, how very Moonshadow

dream job: assassining is very honorable and I’m very good at it, do I really need more from life than to serve my people, no I do not

reason for url: because you can ask me anything you like, I have simply ages of time in this coin

tag 10 people you want to get to know better: @thebestmoonshadowassassin, @ask-kazi-anything, @ask-janai-anything, @ask-aaravos-midnight-star, @ask-nyx-anything, @ask-step-prince-callum,  @ask-ibis-anything, @ask-amaya-anything, @ask-ethari-anything

[ask-kazi-anything]

Oh my… Well… Alright, I guess….

Name: Kazi

Gender: Non-binary

Sexuality: The most Disastrous bisexual.

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Favorite animal: Blaze serpent.

When I made this blog: almost a year ago?

Current time: 20:11 EST

Cat or dog?: I am particularly more fond of cats.

Dream job: foriegn diplomat. I want to be the first person my queen sends when there is a need for help in foriegn relations.

Reason for URL: because you can ask me anything! I can’t promise I have all the right answers, but will do my best.

Tag 10 people! I’m surprised I actually know this many people.

@thedorkhumanmage @ask-marcos @urgirlfriendsposts @myriani-of-the-sea @the-heatkeeper @ask-rayla-anything @askclaudiaanything @oliveofthenight @shadow-the-moonshadow @thechildkingofkatolis

[askclaudiaanything]

Oh, thank you for tagging us! 

Name(s): Claudia and Soren

Gender: Female, Male

Sexuality: Straight (questioning), Bisexual

Hogwarts house: Slytherin, Gryffindor

Favorite animal: Hummingbird, golden retriever

When we made this blog: Who keeps track? Certainly not us. (Like, a few months ago)

Current time: 9:35 Pacific Time

Cat or Dog?: Cat and Dog, respectively.

Dream Job: Head mage/advisor, Captain of the Crown Guard (which I already am)

Reason for URL: Just like Kazi, you can ask us anything! We’ll be delighted to answer any and all questions, no matter how weird or magical! Feel free to ask Claudia about spells and potion recipes and castings, or ask Soren about his favorite types of martial arts and weapons!

Tag 10 people! Oh no. Who to choose?!?

@ask-amaya-anything @kaia001 @thedorkhumanmage @thechildkingofkatolis @ask-janai-anything @ask-step-prince-callum @sufferingsoup0 @shadow-the-moonshadow @thenerdyalchemist