it's very seldom that I find myself back in my Tekken phase but I once again am crying over Jinpachi bc peepaw deserved better 😔✌️
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it's very seldom that I find myself back in my Tekken phase but I once again am crying over Jinpachi bc peepaw deserved better 😔✌️
me: oh sick Tekken 8 came out bro I had no idea anyway I can be normal about this
me after dragunov appears on screen for .05 seconds:
tekken characters be like: angry japanese man, angry japanese man, mexican furry wrestler, bear, clinically insane white guy, angry japanese man, another bear, small chinese girl that's friends with the bear, ginger korean, same angry japanese man with wings, robobitch, robobitch but jacked, fruity japanese man, tentacle man, bruce lee knockoff, patriotic american, scary russian guy, akuma this isn't even your game go back to street fighter, gamer cat girl, gender ambiguous german, rage filled spaniard, british boxer, booba lady with the kicks, italian exorcist, ninja girlboss, token femme fatale white woman, spoiled daughter of oil industrialist, japanese school girl filled with rage, negan what the fuck why are you here, noctis this isn't your game either why are you here man, vampire with the biggest badonkers ive seen in my life, twitch streamer, femme fatale woman's sister with an rpg, geese howard i swear to FUCK go back to your own game, fairly certain shaheen is just some guy like idk much about him but like wyd here king, grandpa's smokin hot wife, bastard swedish son of angry japanese grandpa, thick king, im fairly certain that's a child (josie), pokemon regigigas knockoff, angry chinese man, brazilian man likes to spin, sumo wrestler, possessed egyptian woman, massive wrestler man with anger issues, police officer that's terrible at his job, king but cooler, grandpa with his dog, Fahkumram i have no clue who you are man but you look cool
me: treat my fave like the way I want to treat myself *writes Dragunov angst*
god so true bestie
*proceeds to fight Marshall with a broccoli*
marshall almost immediately:
Does Bryan ever need software updates?
I was gonna answer this and be all like ‘no, of course not since he’s only really a cyborg and not actually a robot or something’ but then the idea of Bryan hooked up to a machine and getting really impatient as he waits for his little software update to complete is extremely funny
Also imagine if it’s just like... him going to sleep or something, then he wakes up and he’s gotten the update but it comes with new features and now he’s walking and acting funny trying to figure out how to go back
okay so was anyone gonna tell me that gigas is katarina’s adoptive father or was i supposed to find that out while looking at gigas’ wiki page bc i wanted to make a pokemon joke
I can really imagine Forest making his cringe by dabbing in front of customers or dancing the nae nae
marshall just proceeds to throw a ladle across the restaurant that hits him in the head in hopes that it stops him only for forest to remain unaffected