#askdjfg

[candyredterezii]

me: please,, for the love of god,, I just wanna. try and sleep

my head: hi can I get UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH boneless clap?

[licoriceblackaliceangel]

my friends are good 

[paintz]

I was trying to tag something as "Doctor Who" but instead typed "Doctor Why" and I feel like this says something about the show.

[jaaaaaaaaaws]

I have nice friends. they send me messages like this:

This is probably random and unexpected. But.. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye or well wishes. Congrats on getting out of this hellhole. Good luck on all future en devours and live the good life.

so sweet right? and because they're my friends, they have to end the message like this:

.. and see phallic imagery everywhere!