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So, hows about we relive that awesome adventure that brought us all together.

Tomorow, for Tequila Tazday, we're gonna watch that footage from the Starship adventures! Everyone is invited! I'll be livestreaming at THIS SITE RIGHT HERE and everyonnnnnneee will be there! i'll be going live at 7 PST/8 MNT/9 CST/10 EST. maybe there will be drinking games (playable for rangers and bugs of all ages) so feel free to submit some ideas. see you there! (ooc: this is for real. hope to see some of you there?)

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Hey dude I'm coming to get you. You should hop on to Up's back tho, cause he's like faster than the two of you combined.

ooooh awesome! thanks dude! let's get schwasted!

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Am I a Starship Ranger?

NO. if youuu look up the defy... defina... meaning of a starshipp ranger, you will find the words "S. Snail". guess what? THAT'S ME!

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What's a Starship Ranger?

I'M A STARSHIP RANGER, DEAD GOD DAMN IT!

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

rockssss. let me tell you why. rocks will never let you down. they are reliable motherfuckersss. do you know, do you know, do you know what else will never let you down? a good bottle of whiskyyyy yeahhhh!