I'M A DRUNKSHIP STRANGER

ask me things...

[askdrunksnail-blog]

You are my spirit animal.

that's the weirdest compliment (?) i've ever gotten. you aspire to be a drunk snail? i'll accept that as a full compliment as long as you're of age.

[askdrunksnail-blog]

Can you post your profile picture as a regular picture? Please and thank you?

what like this?

[askcommanderup-blog]

Another sonic fork? It took the crew days to clean up the mess after February exploded the last one! And with Drunk Snail hangin’ out with us so much these days, I ain’t too keen about having another one of those things lying around again…

yeah no exploding please. that smart girl's propulsion gel is o12380938 times more fun than some sonic fork. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE edit: this was not supposed to be aquote. OH WELLLLLL!

[askdrunksnail-blog]

dude. what happened last night?

[askdrunksnail-blog]

GReAT PARTYD SOLDIER! !3 Ihm haivng so much funy ou ahve no ieaad

WHAT DID I SAY? BEST PARTY EVER!

[askdrunksnail-blog]

rdng;shjklrlcds js snglknhkengekadgmkmxf wanna come to my space master suite itll be fun we can snuggle and nsegkesl neyiu onknow lololssss. yeah. haahaha i think the purple dude ganvkenk me too mcuh ahahahaa.

oh yeahhhh let's goooo! fuckk these bitches.. snuddles are teh best! and i gotaa tahnk raochy roach tmorrow heheheheeee.

[askdrunksnail-blog]

You knwo I thought it was lame when krayonder said he was bringing a snail eause bugs and humans should never mix together unless its like in a giant thng that does my cores or something but you seem kinda coolso i guess its goamkay that youre here and your shell is shiney.

daww thanks junior.. your CFACE Iihs shineeeeeyyy. I'm glad you came. IDC what the other rangers say. you're pretty damn cool.

[askdrunksnail-blog]

STARSHIP DRINKING GAME

(Shots for Adult Rangers and Bugs, sips for you under-agers and your sodas.) Shot every time MegaGirl insults humans Shot every time Up cries FIVE SHOTS -FINISH THE BOTTLE- every time drunk snail is drunk. Shot every time Taz threatens somebody. Shot every time there’s a possible Tup moment. Shot everytime Krayonder stares at Spec’s ass. #datass Shot for every verbal pop culture reference. Shot for every AH-HA-HA-HA Shot for every time they reference another one of their musicals Shot every time you see that Blue Headband. Shot every time megagirl says “nyehhhhhhh” Shot every time they sing. Shot every time tip bug gives a tip. Shot every time Bugette wants to tear Bug’s head off and well... you know the rest. Shot everytime Bugette goes QWOIRLYJETUW6YTIUWEQPIROYUTWUUQERIL3WYR Shot every time Sweetheart speaks. Roach promised to bartend since someone has to be sober. sux 4 uuuuuuuuu hahahahaha. (jk man i love youuu)

[askdrunksnail-blog]

So, hows about we relive that awesome adventure that brought us all together.

Tomorow, for Tequila Tazday, we're gonna watch that footage from the Starship adventures! Everyone is invited! I'll be livestreaming at THIS SITE RIGHT HERE and everyonnnnnneee will be there! i'll be going live at 7 PST/8 MNT/9 CST/10 EST. maybe there will be drinking games (playable for rangers and bugs of all ages) so feel free to submit some ideas. see you there! (ooc: this is for real. hope to see some of you there?)

[askdrunksnail-blog]

Hey dude I'm coming to get you. You should hop on to Up's back tho, cause he's like faster than the two of you combined.

ooooh awesome! thanks dude! let's get schwasted!

[askdrunksnail-blog]

@Megagirl DOOOOOOOO ITTTTTT! WHAT'S ONE DRINK GONNA DO? (you'll have to find out) @Taz what is a snape? ACTUALY, WHO CARES. BUTTER BERR AND TEQUILAAAAAAAA @Krayonder duuude. this party will be awesomeeee @Up yo Up, don't even sweat it. you can't be held accountable for what no one remembers.

[askdrunksnail-blog]

IT'S TEQUILA TAZDAY TOMORROW! WHO'S COMING TO MY EPIC PARTY? KRAYONDERRRRR? TAAAAZZZ? MEGAGRILLLL? ALL YA'LLS INVITED!

[askdrunksnail-blog]

What is your favorite Ke$ha song?

TIK TOK! MY JAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM! BUT HTE PARTY DON'T STOP NO OHHHOWWWHOHHHH OHHOWWSHOHHHHHHWWOW~

[askdrunksnail-blog]

if you could have any animal be your pet, what would it be, why, and what would you do with it?

I wanta sea lion as a pet! i would rub it's fur and communicate. and it would keep me warm in the winter with it's blubberes.

[asktaz-blog]

l need a drink.

[askkrayonder-blog]

askdrunksnail:

askkrayonder:

 I’m already -there- man. I’ve seen some things dude. Done some things too. 

Man why doesn’t Drunk Snail host a PARTY?

DUUUUUUDESSSS! come down to Bug World and I will throw the BEST. PARTY. EVER.

smaaaan thassss awesome. TURN THIS THING AROUND I HAVE A SNAIL TO LOVE

[askdrunksnail-blog]

Krayonder... man. Liiiiisssteeennn. I may just be a bug with a house on the back of my.. back. that's literally devouring liters of alcohol every time you take a breath. but I can see that you’re too good a guy to not have a little bit of fun once in a while. You deserve this! YOU ALL DESERVE TO PARTYYYYYY!

[asktaz-blog]

l need a drink.

[askkrayonder-blog]

 I’m already -there- man. I’ve seen some things dude. Done some things too. 

Man why doesn’t Drunk Snail host a PARTY?

[askdrunksnail-blog]

DUUUUUUDESSSS! come down to Bug World and I will throw the BEST. PARTY. EVER.

[askdrunksnail-blog]

tequilla tuesday! drunk shopping online. i don't need no entrance exams to prove i'm a starship ranger guys.