#askdrunkwheeljack

[cmo-of-the-autobots]

"Sunshine! Think ya could help me with my spinal strut? It's got a bit of a knot in it."

Oh for primus sake...

"Wheeljack! How many times must I tell you to not call me that?" Without saying more, he just motioned to the metal slab they call the medical table. "What did you end up doing to it this time?"

[ask-smokescreen]

"Howdy partner, trick or treat!" Wheeljack is wearing a cowboy hat, a bandana around his neck, and a western style vest he made with the help of the human children, and a sheriff's badge.

“Wheelwheels! It’s good to see you! You’re holding up!” Smokescreen’s scrounging through his candy bowl, and offers this as a possible candy?

“I think I need to grab some more candy!”

[highglossfinish]

Hop on the berth and tell ya what hurts, eh? ;) Could tell ya a lotta things honestly

You wouldn’t be the first or even the second drunken Wheeljack to do so.

[ask-smokescreen]

💖 ~ask-drunk-wheeljack

Wheeljack, your tires are always gonna be cute. And your weird blocky audial fins.

[ask-smokescreen]

Hey kid, think ya can tell me the secret to getting anons to send ya free energon treats...?

Trickery and mischief, Wheels! With a healthy dose of Deception!

...

Or, if you say you’re hungry, Anons usually come to feed me stuff.