#askfemstanley

[thereluctantnarrator]

Stanley stop posting food ;–;

[thereluctantnarrator]

((i was walking home with an old friend of mine today and we got onto the subject of height somehow, and she's like, really, really short. And I'm like 'how tall are you, again?' and she's like '4'10"' 

and I kind of had a heart attack

i now have a proper size reference for femstan

she

she's

so ;;; fucking;;; short;;;; 

my heart hurts.))

[thereluctantnarrator]

((This is a transcript of one of said comics… I might actually do it one day.

Eli: And He's just mad about us! [referring to Oliver]

Eli: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA ha

Eli: I have a terrible sense of humour.))

[thereluctantnarrator]

((Sometimes I just want to draw comics of Eli displaying his shitty sense of humour and Stanley punching him in the face/looking unimpressed))

[thu-stinli-parubul-blog]

wut wuld u tel abot Elot 2 pirsn who du nut kno him?

he dum

an fatt

he nat gud enuf 4 stinli 

stinli min

rawr

[desk-of-employee432]

askfemstanley replied to your post:Why why my desk you know, 431’s desk is pretty...

Should have thought about that before you became ginger

I didn't ask to start respawning as Ginger

I was pretty happy being brunette

[employee317-blog]

((Some office people using Reluctants personalities' magic))