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Challenge Tony to another round of darts lately?

No, he’s still pouting.

Can you cook?

The last time I tried I lost an eyebrow. So, you decide.

I’d like to say that the reason I haven’t posted in a while is because I’ve been training the US Olympic archery team….

But actually I’m just lazy.

Are your eyes super good because your ears aren't?

When one sense goes you become more aware of the others. It’s not like I have Superman X-ray vision …but that would be really cool.

Can you ride a unicycle?

Duh! I’m offended you even feel the need to ask this.

Clitasha or brutasha

They both sound like venereal diseases.

Is Steve really serious?

No he jokes all the time they’re just dad jokes.

What has been your most embarrassing moment so far?

I’ve lost count.

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