Ask Hawkeye

I'm Hawkeye as you might have guessed. World's greatest archer. Ask me anything.

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This happens more often than you might expect.

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I was being Loki okay. I let them fight me for hours.

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that’s what he gets for hiding all the cookies  

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This is honestly amazing! 

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 yes I have an Instagram am I with it yet?

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Note to self: Staying up until 2:00 AM watching robot fails on YouTube is always a good idea

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Thor: Well, boys, our ex-Soviet friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do. Heimdall's log: embarking into hostile territory. Cap! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Stark, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Hawkeye probably won't survive.

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What's the coolest tricks you can do with your bow?

I can shoot with my feet. I’m pretty proud of that.

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Natasha: You're weird.

Clint: Sorry.

Natasha: No, that was a compliment.

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What did you do for New years

Hung out with Nat and watched the ball drop. Hardly exciting.

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What do you think of the Greatest Showmen?

I thought it was great! It showed that the circus can be just as great a home as any other.  

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Policeman: Fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?

Clint: My boobs.

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Clint: When life seems dangerous and unmanageable, just remember that it is and that you can't survive forever.

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Note to self:  Tony did it is no longer a valid excuse.

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Natasha: Now, if the rest of you don't mind, I'm going back to the Quinjet before you come up with another clever idea to get us killed—or worse, fired!

Clint: She needs to sort out her priorities.

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How dose lucky react to fireworks? My dog freaks out!!

Lucky totally freaks out, I know it’s midnight when he comes and cowers in my lap