#askizayan

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Exclusive!

THE RACE TO FIND IKEBUKURO’S COUPLE OF THE WEEK HAS ONE COUPLE SLOWLY PULLING OUT IN FRONT, WHILST THE OTHERS SIT BEHIND AND WATCH THEM WITH A QUIET LOOK OF DESPERATION ON THEIR FACES

THE VOTES THUS FAR ARE AS FOLLOWS:

3 VOTES FOR @toudaimoto-kun AND @knightinyellow 1 VOTE FOR @toudaimoto-kun AND @darkderikkus 2 VOTE FOR @roastedorchid AND @masaomikidakun 1 VOTE FOR @ask-shizuchan AND @ask-izayan 1 VOTE FOR @xinformantx AND @xinformantx 1 VOTE FOR @temgreen AND DRRR NEWS ACE, M 1 VOTE ERICKSON AND @theviolentdancer

VOTING LINES ARE STILL OPEN, AND DRRR NEWS WOULD LIKE TO REMIND ITS READERS THAT YOU CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, FOR AS MANY COUPLES AS YOU LIKE, AND THAT BLOODSHED IS ENCOURAGED.

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Here's some news: I saw Izaya and Shizuo holding hands while walking through Ikebukuro West Gate Park. Shizuo was smiling and Izaya was too. But then Izaya licked Shizuo's face. I don't know how to feel.

BREAKING NEWS!

ANONYMOUS TIPSTER SPOTS ask-izayan AND ask-shizuchan CANOODING IN WEST GATE PARK, BELIEVES THEY MAY BE NOODLING SHORTLY 

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Ask-izayan seen buying more cosmetic tattoos in a passionate attempt to woo ask-shizuchan. Becomes startled when anon asks what he is doing, accidentally knocks over cosmetic tattoo stand. Plays it cool and walks off with an armful of tattoos and several items which appear to be mascara.

ANNOUNCEMENT!

DRRR NEWS WOULD LIKE TO ASK ask-shizuchan IF HE WOULD CONSIDER DATING ask-izayan WHO HAS RECENTLY PURCHASED SEVERAL TATTOO GUNS AND VARIETIES OF MASCARA.

ask-izayan SEEMS TO WANT TO TATTOO HIS EYELINER ON AT HOME, DESPITE HAVING NO FORMAL TRAINING, WARNS ANONYMOUS SOURCE.

DRRR NEWS WOULD LIKE TO REACH OUT TO ask-izayan AND TELL HIM HE DON’T NEED NO ask-shizuchan IF ask-shizuchan DOES NOT LIKE HIS NATURAL EYELASHES, AND WOULD LIKE TO SET YOU TWO UP ON A PRESS-COVERED DATE.

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No reports on Izayan and Shizuchan's marrige? Disappointing.

BREAKING NEWS!

ask-izayan‘S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET ask-shizuchan TO MARRY HIM FORCES HIM TO REPORT TIP TO DRRR NEWS, “I’M JUST SO LONELY, THE COSMETIC TATTOOS DIDN’T WORK AT ALL!” SAYS ask-izayan

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Broken News!

ask-izayan DENIES USE OF MAKE UP, DOESN’T COMMENT ON COSMETIC TATTOO RUMORS

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// for museday i drew shinra in ask-izayan‘s and ask-shizuchan‘s art styles!! 

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shizushizu: au where shinra is celtys gynaecologist

no laifu without Celty-waifu: oh MY G O S H

no laifu without Celty-waifu: holy fu ck

Nil: nOOOOOoOOOOO