at my swimming lesson last night i complained about water in my nose and the instructor told us we had to be more coordinated.
"otherwise, the water just... *hand gesture* bloof."
and then he says
"every hole you offer it, it's coming in."



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at my swimming lesson last night i complained about water in my nose and the instructor told us we had to be more coordinated.
"otherwise, the water just... *hand gesture* bloof."
and then he says
"every hole you offer it, it's coming in."
That awkward feeeling when the organiser of the inclusive women's event tells you they're not policing anyone's identity and you realise that means you have to decide how you personally feel about participating in a women's event
"the more we can get the Savage Land's indigenous populations on our side, the more effectively we can deal with threats"
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no, maggie, do not squish the baby butch. you have exchanged two words and you are colleagues. it is rude. I DON'T CARE HOW CUTE SHE IS, THERE IS TO BE NO CHEEK PINCHING
sadness
the girl I've been vaguely planning to start a band with has just had a family commitment indefinitely destroy her ability to be out in the evenings... a week before we were due to play in two band comp/open mic type things finally. The shitty thing is i could do both of them myself if I could actually PLAY THE DAMN GUITAR as opposed to picking out chords to accompany my singing and going "yeah something like this only with actual strumming."
i don't suppose anybody on here knows a Sydney guitar type person who wants to collaborate?
I'm not looking to get old But that'll happen anyway. Now I look at my hands They don't move the same as two years ago I'm alone but I'm not lonely I have kinetic energy.
Epic Tea House Server
HOW DOES HE PUT THEM ALL DOWN
I swear to god, I may start reading an Avengers' fanfic because it looks like some good Steve/Tony with pining and self-esteem issues, but I end up declaring everlasting love only for the ones with adorable Hulk lines like, say
“Hulk wants pet,” the Hulk says despondently; he’s got a murder rabbit gripped in one massive hand, staring at it sadly while it flails and snaps its saber teeth. “This pet right size, but still wrong! Why world not fair to Hulk?”