#asklille

[turnbackthependulum]

[In an AU where the Schutzstaffel are police officers]

Askin, over comms: Code two-thirty-seven on Ashita Street. Lille: ...Public indecency? Askin: Wait, no I think I meant a two-thirty-nine. Lille: Dog leash violation?! Askin, frustrated at himself: AH, DAMN IT Askin: Bad man, with a gun, in a getaway car, GO!

[lilleputtu]

Hey Lille! Can I ask WCIF this signpost I saw you used on some of your community lots?

Because I could've sworn I saw it on my dashboard last week, but then I couldn't find it anymore so I thought I might've dreamt it 😂

Hey there!

That Sign is actually a Community Lot Phone Default, which you can find over here at PBK, though I could swear I also have a plain deco version of this... somewhere. It should be a conversion from Sims Medieval but the TSMto2 database is not being helpful in finding it like i hoped it would be.

EDIT: FOUND IT! deco version (as well as plenty of other TSM conversions) can be found here

[turnbackthependulum]

Askin: You think the wind is trying to tell us something and we just don't know how to hear anymore? Lille: I just want you to stop saying odd shit

[turnbackthependulum]

Askin: So, Grimmjow kissed me. Lille: And you kissed him back? Askin: Huh no, I kissed his mouth.

[turnbackthependulum]

Lille: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you hear that? Askin: Oh, are we doing a thing right now? Lille, confused: What are you talking about “a thing”? Askin: A thing. Like, we pretend to hear something which justifies us entering the premises without a warrant. That kind of thing? Because– *loud crash from the inside* Askin: Oh yeah, that I heard.

[turnbackthependulum]

Askin, taking cover: Alright, what now? I assume we have a plan B? Lille: We're way past plan B, and we've gone past plan C as well. We're up to plan D now. Askin: And what's plan D? Lille: Anyone comes round that corner, we'll just shoot them. Askin: ... Askin: Hm, doesn't sound too ingenious. Lille: I'm not good at ingenious. I'm good at dangerous.

[turnbackthependulum]

Askin: What d'ya call a dictionary on drugs? Lille: If you say it's "addictionary" I swear I'll shoot you. Askin: Oh nah, I was actually gonna say "high definition" but aye your answer is much better. Lille: ...

[lilleputtu]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

Well my current sims 2 fav has got to be Cattie Peach, so lets see...

Cattie is a Fortune/Romance sim, giving her the exact same aspiration as her mom Beth!

Her sims 3 traits are Inappropriate, Unstable, Loves the Cold, Loves the Heat and Light Sleeper. This girl is a mess.

She's a Saggitarius, with 9 Active points and only 1 Nice point, and it gosh darn shows.

According to her memories she's gotten into 13 fights with Cassandra Goth/Newson. That's not even the only person she has fought.

Since her mom Beth is actually a born in game sim from a failed Apocalypse Challenge of mine, Cattie is a gen 3 born in game sim. Which is more generations than I ever get up to, making her son Dannet a goshdarn miracle in my eyes.

Bonus Fact I just found out while getting this post all nice:

I answered a “facts about your favourite sim” ask about her before, nearly 3 years ago! This bisexual disaster has been my favourite for 3 years, which is longer than I have played literally any other sims save I think.