#askmageddon

[carcinoarmageddon]

Hey Dave how’s business(es) going

[fbfh]

cocoa butter kisses - leo x reader

“Hey,” you poke your head into the doorway, still damp from your shower, already in your pajama bottoms. Leo looks up from what he’s doing and you continue, “could you help me with something?”

“Yeah, of course,” he says, with no hesitation.

Minutes later, you’re back in the bathroom, handing him a cocoa butter stick, and he starts warming it up to rub on your back. You start rubbing the other stick into the scars on your arms and torso.

“I read it can help get rid of scars, or at least minimize them, so I figured it’s worth a try.” you say softly. He agrees, and is quiet for a minute. 

“Y’know,” he starts softly, eyes on your shoulders, fingertips massaging your skin, “it’s okay if you have scars. You don’t talk about them much so I don’t want to pry or anything. Some people really embrace it, some people don’t, but if they fade totally or not at all, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re the best person I know.” He punctuates the sentiment with a kiss to your neck, then hands you back the cocoa butter stick. 

“Oh, the popcorn’s almost done; once you’re ready we can start season six of the flash,” he says excitedly before exiting the bathroom. He pokes his head back in a few seconds later.

“Gatita,” he says, using your favorite nickname of his for you, and you look up.

“Yeah?” 

“I love you.”

“I love you too,” you reply, pulling your top on, right behind him into the living room, “so what happened in the season five finale again?”

[carcinoarmageddon]

First, Dave, your taste in coffee is TERRIBLE! Americano is the worse possible option I promise. Second, why and how do you like in IKEA, like, what?

[tG]: and my guy have you ever set foot in the blockmageddon wonderland that is an ikea cause if not youre missing out

[tG]: i mean they got it all: new car smell, stale blueberry cheesecake, a stoic manager named george who you suspect to be a member of the carapacial mafia, and endless fresh curtains to wrap yourself in for a hot new evening fit

[tG]: fr it was the most normal fucking thing that spawned in this dank ass town

[tG]: plus i refuse to be neighbors with karkats shitty roommate

[carcinoarmageddon]

Hi dave!! You're super cool!! 🥳🥳

[tG]: it isnt easy being green amirite stretch

[tA]: yeah ii’m leaviing.

[carcinoarmageddon]

So, Terezi, where's John?

[tA]: yeah we're done for twoniight.

[carcinoarmageddon]

[carcinoarmageddon]

When you say “they respawn” does they just mean Vriska?

[gC]: DONT WORRY 1 DROPP3D K4RK4T OFF AT H1S MO1R41LS PL4C3

[carcinoarmageddon]

Wait, you guys are living there for eight years? Wow, that's a long time.

[gC]: 1T WOULD B3 IF NOT FOR TH3 4GON1Z1NGLY 3NT3RT41N1NG NUMB3R OF D4V3S W3 H4V3 RUNN1NG 4ROUND 4T 4NY G1V3N HOUR P3RFORM1NG "davedash" OR "byte sandwich services"

[gC]: TH4NKFULLY W3 4LL S33M TO B3 ST4BL3 FOR THE MOST PART 1F YOU DONT COUNT TH3 WHOL3 "DY1NG TO R3SP4WN " 4SP3CT OF L1MBO

[gC]: US 4ND THE S3NT13NT B31NGS OUT OF TOWN 4R3 C4LL1NG TH1S PL4CE "V1CTORY V1LL4G3" 1F TH4T M34NS 4NYTH1NG TO YOU