#askmiroku

[askmiroku]

Well, I'd certainly try. 

No guarantee I'd get out alive, though.

[timetossedmiko]

Outoftime; .... I'm done. I swear-- but you should seriously check out askmiroku's blog. It's hilarious. COME BACK BABU. ;W; 

[askmiroku]

SAY THAT TO MY FACE

These are a beautiful shade of teal, I'll have you know!

[askmiroku]

Why don't you take off that grey mask, mm? I'm sure there's an awfully beautiful face just beneath~

[askmiroku]

Pardon, but what are you staring at?

(GUESS WHO'S BACK? ;))

[askmiroku]

Perhaps this ideal isn't upheld in your time, but being fat is and was never a bad thing. In fact, it is a sign of fortune and wealth! 

I regret to inform you that I myself am actually quite fit. Don't let that deter you, though; my supposedly fat robes help add to the illusion of my pouring amounts of food and dollar.

For being so enthralled with my weight, though, I will reward you. If this post gets, say, one-hundred notes, I'll promise to upload a photo where my weight will no longer be in question. ;) Ladies

[askmiroku]

I'm sorry, what did you ladies say? I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of my face being cleaved in two.

[askmiroku]

I apologize for my tardiness, miss @ordinary--extraordinary, but I have finally gotten around to the completion of your contest award!

Unfortunately, it seems I have either written down your name incorrectly or you have changed titles, so I cannot deliver it to you personally. I hope you see this, and enjoy your prize! ♥