#askragdoll

[felineinquiries]

…. Wait one moment.

Is Rag Doll out of town?

[flashgotthis]

Oooh, not the take charge kind of guy? I suppose it's a little difficult to break the speed limit when you're not even behind the wheel. Y'know, I've always kind of suspected that about you!

"There’s nothing bad about letting someone else take the charge. So, you suspecting that about me doesn’t really...well...say much.

That being said, I have a few tricks up my sleeve, you really don’t have to worry.”

[flashgotthis]

So, do you give the ladies you date a rugburn warning, or are they just supposed to figure that one out on their own? The public's curious!

"A-a rugburn warning!.” Was he hearing right?!

“Not that it’s any public business but I can pace myself, thank you very much.”

[riddlesandqueries]

Has Gotham seen the last of the infamous Riddler? Has he retired, hung up the 'ol bowler hat for good? The papers seem to think so! Shame.

Awww, do the papers miss me?

Poor little Gotham will just have to wait: dear old Uncle Eddie has some out-of-town business coming up, and he’ll need all of his handy-dandy doodads tuned up for it. Besides, it’s hardly my fault if they haven’t seen me: I’ve been very socially busy, and they might have noticed if they were actually paying attention instead of looking for scandals.

But, never fear: I’m never out of the limelight for long.

[riddlesandqueries]

When did you first discover that green was SO your color? The audience is just DYING to know.

I’ve always had an eye for it!

[riddlesandqueries]

Soooo. On a scale of "Hey buddy, good to see ya!" and "GUARDS!", how up to company are you feeling?

Between the hours of 10 am and 9 pm, I'd welcome it.

[riddlesandqueries]

Sending happy wishes to the birthday boy! Got anything planned for your special day? Have a preferred celebration beverage? Two COMPLETELY unrelated questions, for sure.

Thank you. I’ve been given a new book as a gift, so that’s going to be about half of my day...the rest, free-form, depending on what crops up.

Preferred celebration beverage? Top shelf, naturally, if it’s tipple, but I don’t usually look for vodka.

[riddlesandqueries]

[A mysterious, green, glass, and possibly mildly radioactive fish is left on Edward’s shelf one morning … ]

In turn, Edward’s morning is spent in exhaustive study of value, source, and recent thefts of uranium glass. Who could have gotten in was obvious.

...and, several hours later, he sets the fish affectionately in his uranium glass collection (top shelf, in the light) before sending a brief message to Ragdoll:

[Thank you, Peter: I do love a good mystery.]