#askredspy

[askredspy]

Great. Now I have to worry about respawn breaking down more than my team. Which incompetent imbécile broke it and how long ago?

Have they just been… Living like this? For years? How many have they lost to this nonsense?!

The Spy crushes out his cigarette on the ashtray, taking a deep breath.

I am not afraid.

I do not fear it.

I am not afraid.

[askredspy]

About your fellow coworkers? Mr. Spy, Sir, Man... Mister.. Pal. Might I ask what type of dawn dish sink soap your Sniper uses in the shower. I think it does wonders for his skin care routine. -AnAnonymousOwl

You hear faint snickering through the microphone, before he covers his mouth with his hand to stifle it.

After a moment of working to calm himself down and regain his composure, you hear him side-whisper to the asker.

Well, let us find out, shall we? I believe he'll be arriving any moment now...

[askredspy]

You hear the sound of somebody tapping the microphone, and then it being lightly blown into.

Check one-two,

I have been informed by Miss Pauling that I am to dust off the old supplies again, and that I am “obligated under contract” to use this dinky old thing for surveillance.

The subtle growl in his voice betrays his frustration, but a heavy sigh erases it entirely from the rest of his broadcast.

So, I might as well have fun with it, I suppose. What might the prying public want to know about the elusive espion?

Of course, I do not guarantee a full answer… But I might be a little more open to let things slip. About me? Non, my fellow coworkers are far more interesting.

[askredspy]

I am the Spy. I am employed by Reliable Excavation & Demolition. You will receive no further information on the basis that I do not care, and I shall remain anon.

Of course, if you’d like to try your luck, I am sure this new “publicity stunt” they’ve decided to pull will give you ample insight into the lives of us mercenaries.

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- No NSFW asks, no drool, no disguised kink asks, etc etc.

- We don’t tend to respond to unprompted rp starters unless you’ve DMed me and asked for permission prior, as we mainly roleplay within the askthe___ group. (Excluding some blogs due to being uncomfortable with them and drama within the community). However, feel free to DM and ask!

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