#asksforkav

[anonymous--writings]

So uhm...

Any ideas with Shadow Milk being a clingy mf?????

RUBS MY HANDS TOGETHER MALEVOLENTLY.

Why yes, I do.

Whenever he can get his hands on you (or anyone he's close to, for that matter), he's extremely stubborn and it's hard to get him to let go. He'll complain until you let him hold at least your hand.

He has pictures (and probably also a small doll/puppet) of you for "emergencies" (whenever he gets the "I miss you" virus).

He gets jealous whenever you're hanging out with someone else. You can tell because he gets all pouty.

Makes excuses to hangout with you. Examples include: writing poetry about the two of you, making short plays about you, or gossiping about whoever you were planning to go with.

Whenever you are with him, however, he's like a cuddly kitten, hugging, kissing, and even praising you so you don't go away.

Sometimes he jokes that you don't care about him so you take pity on him and stay.

[anonymous--writings]

Mystic Flour x reader is both cute and kinda weird cuz she's like "Sure, everyone needs to return to flour to end their suffering, except for you, you can stay"

You’re her special one. She’ll keep you around until it’s time for her, too, to return to flour. Then, you’ll both go to the afterlife together :)

Until then, she’ll give you all the love and care you deserve, because you’re perfect. So make sure to love your apathetic wife back ☺️

[anonymous--writings]

I need matcha x reader hcs plz! I need em!

MATCHA x READER HEADCANONS

She's super shy around you, almost never looking you in the eyes unless you tell her to or she has something she really wants to say. She'll get all flustered if you look at her for too long, too!

Doesn't think she deserves to be with you. After all, she's missing an ingredient and has a "weird" personality; sometimes she does express this to you, so please reassure her.

Likes making things for you (baked goods and/or drawings, for example), thinks it's the least she can do for someone as wonderful as you.

She's very clingy, and likes being around you a lot despite her anxieties that you don't like her. She'll hug you a lot or hold your hand, or even sneak a kiss on your cheek.

It's very easy to get her flustered, all it takes is having initiative; complimenting her, holding her hand, bringing her in for a hug, or kissing her will get her all colored in the face.

She has no pet names for you, it's too embarrassing for her to do so, but she'd definitely love it if you had any for her.

She thinks a lot about traveling with you around Beast-Yeast or the main continent, she just wants things to do with you to get her mind off all the bad thoughts that plague her.

Gets extremely jealous when you're around other people, as well as overthinks that you don't actually love her, but it's easy to change her mind with genuine words and gestures.

[anonymous--writings]

I know this is some weird ass question but how is Shadow Milk during an argument? How would he apologize to his partner (reader)?

Shadow Milk enjoys arguing, since his gimmick is all about getting reactions from people, being a jester an all. He acts like a smart ass even if he’s horrendously wrong about something because his objective isn’t to win an argument, it’s to make the other person angry.

However, when he’s arguing with you, he’s a lot more genuine, listening to your points and expressing his with actual interest for civilized discussion. And when you two are arguing, he tries to calm you down slowly, regardless of if your anger is his fault or otherwise.

Whenever he’s in the wrong, he’d try to apologize with a simple “I’m sorry”, and when that doesn’t work, he tries to reason with you or says it again: “I’m sorry, it’s my fault/I was wrong”. And if that still doesn’t work, he decides to give you space until he feels like he can reason better with you.

[anonymous--writings]

Just thought of something funny for poly au of elderitch y/n:

Shadow milk: ....well y/n caught me but I managed to well...do a different version of the cuddling naked...a way that normally wouldn't give anyone pregnant.

Butter roll: huh...well, I'm glad you found a way for us to make love to y/n without worry of accidently making more-

*they see y/n eating a weird combo of food and items...like a spoon wrapped in cheese.*

Shadow milk: huh...that's weird.

Butter roll: yeah. They only ate like that once before, and that was when they were-

*look of horror.*

both of them: OH SH-

Tldr: while trying to make y/n stop pursuing him, shadow milk decides to try a way of naked cuddling that normally wouldn't get one pregnant...and finds out the hard way it doesn't matter which hole he sticks it in.

More babies, woo hoo 😭😭😭😭

[anonymous--writings]

https://www.tumblr.com/anonymous--writings/744078067795902464/same-anonthe-one-that-gave-idea-for-egg-baby?source=share

Dark enchantress, comforting a crying elderitch baby who quickly calms down thanks to loving bounces: why did you think making love to an elderitch beast was a good idea?

Butter roll, bottle feeding one baby: it was for science...I didn't know their species of elderitch beasts had big litters! I thought since they were in a cookie body now, they'd only have one baby! Or as many babies a cookie bottle could naturally handle! I didn't think they'd lay THAT many eggs!

Bonus if you want as a funny so there would be good guy parents too to REALLY throw this new giant "found family" into chaos...also funny chaos of teaching babies good from bad:

Pure vanilla and the good cookies: *they show up and find dark enchantress, the COD, butter roll, y/n, and a bunch of researchers playing parents to a bunch of baby cookies...some of them look normal, others look deformed, and some are bending and doing things a normal baby shouldn't be able to do.* what in the name of-

Dark enchantress, spots them and decides...if life gives you lemons-: THANK GOODNESS, MORE HANDS! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, WE WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER AND GET TO THE RIVALRY LATER! RIGHT NOW, GRAB A BABY AND GRAB A BOTTLE AND START FEEDING! WE ARE OVERWHELMED WITH BABIES!

Temporary truce while they try to stop the babies from throwing tantrums and accidentally ending the world, and it's all Butter Roll's fault. So much for doing things in the name of science, I suppose!

I mean, he did get really good data out of it, so it wasn't all a loss, but now everyone is stuck taking care of a bunch of cookie-made horrors beyond our comprehension children simply because he decided cuddling naked with the reader was a good idea.

[anonymous--writings]

Ouuughh what if banhammer x isekaied reader (the reader got isekaied into the phighting universe)

What if I agreed with you, huh? What if I said this was actually a good idea? Hm 🤨❓

[anonymous--writings]

https://www.tumblr.com/anonymous--writings/744084187470020608/httpswwwtumblrcomanonymous-writings74408352?source=share

You're forgetting....elderitch monster. Their inside could be like the tardis...bigger on the inside.

Also can imagine if y/n tried to fuck their second husband:

Y/n: oh shadow milk...butter roll had his turn making babies...now it's your turn.

Shadow milk and butter roll: *spraying y/n with spray bottles of water* no! Bad y/n! Bad!

Y/n: but-

Shadow milk: no!

Y/n: my loves!

Butter milk: last thing we need is babies who are more chaotic and possibly more powerful than normal elderitch monsters!

Y/n: *puppy eyes.*

Shadow milk: y/n, we love you, but how am I suppose to make all the world my stage...if my children destroy it?

Y/n: *sad puppy eyes.*

Boowomp sound effect from Spongebob.