#askshinysalamence

[asksalamence]

He's been asking Chrono on tips to swoo salamence.

@askshinysalamence / @askteamshelds

[asksavel]

“I mean, I also have an Army, so there’s no reason they couldn’t fight the fight for me. They might win together, who knows? Can’t Mew use all attacks?”

@askshinysalamence​

[askshinysalamence]

(Asksalamence)Phlegma: Whats a lovely dragon like yourself doing hiding away in the dark eh? Why don't we get some lights going so i can see that purty face!

A rumble escaped from the creature before the sound of claws scraping against stone could be heard. The dark cave suddenly became a touch lighter as fire emerged from the source of the growling.  A Salamence became visible looking rather tired and irritable.

“I’d advise you leave before I make you leave with your tail between your legs.”

[asksalamence]

This means nothing. She's just using him for his warmth.

[asksalamence]

"She could kick my ass, and i'd be fine with it.~"

[asksalamence]

“Alas, my dear.. It would appear as I have fallen upon thine mountain, in my futile attempts to soar ever so high, as to reach the heavens from whence you descended upon our world.

Oh. Ah. So much pain, I fear I may soon perish off this mortal coil, unless.. could possibly a kiss from my ‘Emerald Empress’ seek to awaken me from thine eternal rest. Less we be so blessed to gaze into thou beautiful eyes once again.

Nah, my love, please hurry. We fear our life may be slipping away in this very moment, there is no time to dawdle! Please rest thine tender lips upon our own, before the devil’s embrace take us so!~”

[asksavel]

[continued from here ]

“They’re also the type I’m the most comfortable around. I like dragons very much.”

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[asksalamence]

"Oh dear, an angel hath caught me, are we dreaming to rest easy in thy tender arms?"