Ask Salamence

Just your local dragon livin' it up in the Hoenn Dragon Colonies.

[asksalamence]

This means nothing. She's just using him for his warmth.

[asksalamence]

He's been asking Chrono on tips to swoo salamence.

@askshinysalamence / @askteamshelds

[asksalamence]

Why don't you mega evolve during???

art attack on @askteamshelds

[asksalamence]

"She could kick my ass, and i'd be fine with it.~"

[asksalamence]

i refuse to offer context

[asksalamence]

One last scribble of me salamence gal before it's back to work or me. yayyyy...

[asksalamence]

On this day, Laivan and Phlegma became BROTHERS.”

[asksalamence]

“F-Fine, YOU WIN THIS ROUND! Hah hah... ahh...

So like... wanna grab dinner or something???”

Response to @asksavel

[asksalamence]

“Oh my dear sweet Lavikins!~ Is it not the season to spread a little HOPE and merriment?”

[asksalamence]

@asksavel​

[asksavel]

“I appreciate the compliments but not right now!!”

@asksalamence​

[asksalamence]

“And clearly you have never snogged a graveller.

Firm, but tender.”

[ask-impatient-samurott]

(asksalamence) Phlegma@Jean: So what's a lovely gal like you doing all alone in this ol' ferris wheel in the dead of night? Dare say you require some companionship, these carts are made for two after all? <3

[Jean]

"I am riding the ferris wheel because I miss seeing Nimbasa like this. Happy and thriving I mean. It's been a while since most any city has looked so full of joy."

She sighs wistfully, oddly happy about the wellbeing of the surrounding Pokemon.

"I'm specifically in Nimbasa because a very old friend of mine told me I should come. He wouldn't tell me why. He was all mysterious and serious about it. I don't know if I should be excited or anxious."

Jean glances out of the window and realizes her cart is has stopped. The attendant opens the cart door and ushers the two off.

"I could eat a Rapidash right now. I'd kill for a Riscotto. Or four, hah."

Jean slid herself across the ferris wheels platform and flopped onto the pavement, rather ungracefully. She hastily fixed herself up and flashed a embarassed smile to the Salamance behind her. She cleared her throat, flustered.

Jean winks at Phlegma before turning away. She slowly made her way toward a sleek obsidian building, giddy at the thought of hot food and her best friend's (possibly) hotter gossip.

[asksalamence]

“Do phones still exist in this world? Just call the Ranger station and ask for the flying green snotball, they’ll know who you mean!~<3″ 

[asksavel]

“This is the pawn piece… its the foot soldier… but it has the potential to be a great warrior. In the game, if it reaches the other side of the chessboard… it becomes a Queen piece, the strongest piece…”

“Please take it… and remember that you have that potential, too…”

“Also… I don’t mind if we are friends but… please don’t flirt with me again… I don’t think of you like that…”

@asksalamence​

[asksalamence]

“To allow such a scowl to remain tainted upon thy beautiful face, is truly a crime! Twas only ever our concern to see that twisted frown be replaced with that precious little grin!

If it is truly our fate to simply remain your side, we shall reluctantly accept our position, but should anything happen to you...”

*Snf*

[asksalamence]

Notra soon discovered that Phlegma’s ‘hoard’ consisted of a few pencils, some funny looking rocks, and a bunch of fidget spinners.

[asksalamence]

“We may have been on opposite sides at first, but they say love blooms on the battlefield.~

So, wanna come back to my place and see the size of my hoard?”

[asksalamence]

The Power Couple

[asksalamence]

"P-Perchance a gentle smooch will be enough to revitalize me, my love!~ <3“