Mar 23, 2014
"Mm. May as well explain what I have in mind now. Perhaps it will aid the selection process. If you just...sat on the sofa with the umbrella, and held it in front of you, upright, with your chin rested on top of it...? It would look...affectionate?"
“So you want me to cuddle with the umbrella, is what you are saying?”
"Yyyes, I think so,"
Wherein they both don't really know what the fuck is going on and probably wish it wasn't. But if this gets Mistah to leave them alone. If it gets Mistah to leave them alone by god.
