#asktheconservativelorax

[tragicillustrator]

[asktheconservativelorax]

plants a gmo truffula tree//

Do you know nothing about history? That’s how we got the zombie apocalypse. I don’t have time for another world-ending pandemic today: too much money to be made.

[asktheconservativelorax]

Mr. Once-ler is pleased that you see his point of view and are allowing Thneed Inc. to keep biggering its corporate size. If you need assistance with paperwork and such matters, I am happy to assist you.

Why thank you my dear; it is always a pleasure doing business with those who understand business.

[asktheconservativelorax]

Which candidate are you backing in this year's thneedville mayoral election?

Whichever one makes it worth my while, if you know what I mean.