#askthedeadlyefficientbutler

[blxndebutlering]

(( IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE I'M SORRY THERE WASN'T ANY OTHER COLOR I COULD USE THAT WASN'T ALSO HIS HAIR COLOR ;-;

BUT

IT'S BAGEL THOMAS

YOU CAN THANK LANGUAGE-OF-SOULS AND ANNOTATINGARCHANGELS FOR INSPIRING THIS BECAUSE THEY WERE DISCUSSING THE THOMAS' BAGEL COMPANY LAST NIGHT

ALSO ASKTHEDEADLYEFFICIENTBUTLER BECAUSE SHE SAID THOMAS WAS A BAGEL AND TO PASS IT ON SO THIS IS WHAT I DID

How am I still in this fandom holy hell aren't y'all tired of my shit yet XD ))

[madamxripper]

yoooooo

(( YOOOOOO :D ))

[madamxripper]

that's why I couldn't find you! two dashes....WHY THE F ARE THERE TWO DASHES YOU CRAY CRAY LIL SHIT?! XD

(( MWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION, THERE ARE TWO DASHES BECAUSE I AM A CRAY CRAY LIL SHIT xD ))

[bone-ifiedgenius-blog]

(tag @askthedeadlyefficientbutler, which is my secondary account) "Angelina," he shook his head at her, as he stood in the kitchen, by the sink cleaning off his knife with a rag, and letting any excess blood flow into the sink, "You've honestly got to be careful, love. We could have been caught if that patrol officer wasn't so late!"

madam red sighed, “i know, im sorry love, but the whore was thrashing so wildly it was hard to keep her pinned. let alone keep it short and sweet.” she took her disposable surgical gloves off and tossed them in the garbage, “next time i’ll be sure to put that into account.” she says as a serious look came about her as she reflected the mistakes she made over the course of her spree and trying to improve the technique as she worked with grell. “perhaps next time we should try and lure the woman to a less patrolled area…”

[askthe-archive]

it’s cooolio bro

damn i should make an account for one of my fictional characters that i’ve written!

PTSD then?

[blossoming-from-shredded-re-blog]

Eyup :D

She makes metal roses to relieve stress.

You should totally make an account for your character! :D

[askthe-archive]

omg but which one…i’ve written a few books….

[blossoming-from-shredded-re-blog]

*whisper noises* all of themmmmm

[i-n-s-i-d-i-o-s-u-s]

I'm slightly scared, but what the hell! INTERRUPTION (tag my roleplay account @askthedeadlyefficientbutler please)

Your muse walks in on mine mid-orgasm

       There were rare moments when he was able to take time to himself, and this night had been one of them. Stress had built up and he was in ruins by the end of his month long work week. Hardly had there been time to relieve it through any means...Including the one he had chosen now. He had been so hasty, he had forgotten entirely to lock the door.

       That was something he had come to regret quickly, at the sight of a red-clad being that was not his red clad being entering the room just as his state of 'relaxation' had climaxed. A choked cry left him, and he was quick to cover himself up. Panting, disheveled, but feeling better despite the intrusion, he combed his hair back with shaking fingers.

       "Knocking, you know, is one of the most polite things you can do..."

( askthedeadlyefficientbutler )

[theimportanceofglasses]

Room mates... (@askthedeadlyefficientbutler)

Passing the examination just to gain entrance into the Academy was a nightmare. However, that was just the first stage of becoming a fully fledged reaper. William had been assigned to his room and got settled it, he wasn’t sure who his room mate was nor did he care. He was more than determined to get through what ever came in his way. Soon bordem struck the young reaper and he decided perhaps a walk around the grounds would do him some good and get him out of the ‘home-sick’ phase.

[funtomrabbt]

Dear askthedeadlyefficientbutler *I ship you guys*

I find it a complete shock that a mediocre writer like myself, is shipped with such an outstanding wordsmith like her!Let's do this. .Ahem!Dear askthedeadlyefficientbutler,I don't remember our first thread xDHowever, I do know that we've created a very strange realm for our threads. Your back story for Grell - Ugh! Utter perfection.I've NEVER met a Grell role player that I admire as much as I admire you. I sound like such a mush right now, but it's 100% true. I can just imagine him speaking - he pops out of the pages.So, for those of you reading this who don't follow her. . I have two words for you. . FOLLOW ASKTHEDEADLYEFFICIENTBUTLER.We've spoken a bit out of character, and you always seem to make me laugh. I could be in the worst of moods, and yet, seeing a message from you could place a smile upon my lips.Now, my deer muse (LAWLS - he's simply one hell of a deer) can be a bit of a. . Okay, let's face it, he's a horny beast. HA! Pun intended.Oh, I'm cracking myself up.Back to the task at hand - this letter!I can always appreciate someone as fun as you, dear. I've had some things set me back, and I'm not sure how to break out of my shell and just be fun and funny like yourself. So I admire it when I see it-I hope to one day see a published novel created by you as I'm walking through a book store.Stay amazing, love~Sincerely, your friend, Lord Mishy.