Igori: This is Consortium Radio, and I am your host Igori, bringing the sounds of ancient Terra to you, the lost and damned. Now, if there are no more requests--
Saqqara [strained]: Ahem--
Igori [exasperated]: Saqqara, we’re not just going to play The Mountain Goats again. You get your own two hour show once a week for your spiritual sadboy music. How did you even get in here?
Saqqara [gritting teeth]: Something is trying to... get through.... it wants...
Melodic, sultry voice: Hiiiiii! This is Trill -- I'm new to the materium, love your show.
Igori [flustered]: Oh! Thank you! What can I do for -- that is, is there anything I play for you?
Trill: Can I get something bouncy? Something you could dance to -- I have to settle a bet.
Igori: Honey, if you are what I think you are, then I’d love to make you bounce. Be sure to let me know how that bet works out, and call me direct next time, it’s weird hearing your voice come out of the priest.
Saqqara [gasping for air]: Send picts!
Igori: Corpse’s Throne, Saqqara, don’t be creepy.
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