Work is fucking me over. What do I need to do to be a minion / miniboss? Fuck I'll take PTO as a frozen statue if it means my mind can rest during that.
Requirements for a job as a dungeon miniboss are:
1. Being a girl (or some sort of creature)
2. Willing to wear the slutty demon armor
3. Magic powers and/or sword fighting ability (we offer on-site training for both)
The job has high injury and mortality rates but we also offfer full coverage healing and resurrection services from our dark clerics including dental, and very reasonable hours












