With Mabel, Soos, Wendy and their children/niblings, you guys have quite the extended family. Do you have favourite cousins, aunts, etc?
Nilam: You know we can't answer this question! We can't choose!
The triplets laugh
Taka: But… as long as you promise not to tell our parents or anyone about this blog... maybe we’ll let you in on a little secret. First, though, let’s introduce our family tree.
Nita: Yeah, yeah...
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Nita: So we are here (points at where the threads from Dipper and Pacifica converge). Dad's side have a lot more cooler aunts and uncles. But Mom's side... well, we don't talk much about them.
Taka: "Grandmother" and "Grandfather" are jerks, alright.
Nita: Mom is their only child, so that's all there is to it.. So let's focus on Dad's side. Well, er Dad’s side isn’t huge either - just him and Aunt Mabel.
Nilam: But Auntie Mabel is married to Uncle Kev, and Uncle Kev has a whole bunch of siblings. Especially Auntie Wendy!
Taka: And how can we forget our cousins Aurora and Aurelia?
Nita: Right, right! Silly me. And actually, it’s not updated yet, but Aurelia’s engaged to Ford - Uncle Soos’ second son.
Nilam: And actually Uncles Gus and Marcus are actually married, but their wives and kids aren’t on here yet.
Taka: We don't really see them as often, though.
Nita: Aunt Mabel tried to get as many people on the family tree. Maybe she would update it another time.
Taka: Anyway, back to the real question... I already have an answer in mind. What about you two?
Nita: Yeah, I've already made up my mind.
Nilam: Me too!
Taka: But instead of just saying it outright… let’s leave it in code. A little mystery never hurt anyone.
Nita: Ooo, I like that! Good call, Taka.
Taka: And we aren't going to tell you who wrote which. We let you guess.
Nilam: Alright then. So here we go!
NHAGVR JRAQL - FUR'F URYCVAT ZR JVGU OBKVAT NAQ PBASVQRAPR
LEB AMEITN UAHTI WSTF ARCGN IODNUF STI
FRXVLQ DXURUD RIWHQ DFFRPSDQLHV PH DW ZRRGFKXQN DFWLYLWLHV
Taka: Good luck solving them, and thanks for the ask!